colonic cleansing??????

[skinnybastid]

has anyone tried this????? i am interested!!! i am not a big person and my bodyfat is very low but i have a bit of a stomach.........i am thinking it might be from some undigested food.........any one know of a good way to flush out the colon and undigested food?????? i know i will get picked on for this one but i would at least like a couple of serious responses.

 

[keiko]

You'll be able to flush money out of your wallet. If you have regular, ahem, bowel habits, you don't need to have a colonic. If you haven't taken a dump in about 3 weeks, an enema might be a good idea. Otherwise, leave your lower GI track alone.

 

[booger]

Magnesium Citrate

You can get it at the drug store. Tastes good too. Like soda pop. Lemon or cherry flavor. Drink the whole bottle. A couple of hours later everything will be coming out. I use the stuff at parties. I pour a few bottles in the 'punch bowl' when no one is looking and then disable the toilets. What a laugh.

 

[skinnybastid]

Re: Magnesium Citrate

You can get it at the drug store. Tastes good too. Like soda pop. Lemon or cherry flavor. Drink the whole bottle. A couple of hours later everything will be coming out. I use the stuff at parties. I pour a few bottles in the 'punch bowl' when no one is looking and then disable the toilets. What a laugh.

are u serious or is this a joke????? does it flush undigested food out too??????

 

[Mr.X]

Magnesium Citrate? I thought the FDA took that off the shelfs....what country are you in?

Mr.X

 

[booger]

Everything Goes

I'm in the US. You must have this mixed up with something else. It does taste like soda pop. It's almost as good as a Fleet Kit #1. That's the stuff you take before they scope your a**hole when they are checking for polyps or colon cancer. You end up clean as a whistle. And I wasn't joking about putting it in the punchbowl at parties. But that was 30 years ago when I was a kid. These days I dump a gallon of antifreeze in. (just joking this time)

 

[WarriorPL]

LoL @ booger, damn you were a menace.. haha kinda reminds me of the movie "Dumb and Dumber" if you've seen the movie then you know what im talking about.

 

[MissCollegeGirl]

Colonics are amazing! so relaxing and you loose so much weight after them. Had one today, deff reccomended! Dont be scared!

 

[mwm5]

what is the consensus on these? i hear mixed reports about if they are good for you or not. i personally have never tried one but feel like if i did it would make me feel much better. i have a weak stomach and sometimes feel "clogged up" and bloated. wonder if this would help me out

 

[silverstar1025]

what is the consensus on these? i hear mixed reports about if they are good for you or not. i personally have never tried one but feel like if i did it would make me feel much better. i have a weak stomach and sometimes feel "clogged up" and bloated. wonder if this would help me out

They will definitely help with the bloat feeling. I hae done them, but only on weekends. I am not into using public bathrooms a million times. I will just do it Friday nights-Sunday. It helps a lot.