Tell girl on first date?

[-SD-]

Im gonna take a piss in the ladies room for my act of heroism for the day

 

[PICK3]

Im gonna take a piss in the ladies room for my act of heroism for the day

sitting?

 

[nangiggles]

sitting?

Gonna wipe the tip clean too

 

[nangiggles]

diet mt. dew code red has no sugar and works great with my heroic lifestyle...

Digi has his shit together

 

[miplank]

I drink Mt. Dew like water

 

[miplank]

looking at the nutritional content of shit (especially drinks) is for fat people and/or people with mental disorders.

 

[nangiggles]

looking at the nutritional content of shit (especially drinks) is for fat people and/or people with mental disorders.

Well I am pretty fat

 

[digimon7068]

looking at the nutritional content of shit (especially drinks) is for fat people and/or people with mental disorders.

and i'm nuttier than a fruit cake









































butt i'm knot crazy enough to cut my dick off...

 

[nangiggles]

and i'm nuttier than a fruit cake









































butt i'm knot crazy enough to cut my dick off...

But would you tuck it back and let your hair down while sashaying in a dress?

 

[digimon7068]

But would you tuck it back and let your hair down while sashaying in a dress?

actually my hair is letting me down...the last 2 and a half years of out-of-control stress has kicked the shit outta my hairline