Find out how dodgy you are

[BigDdaGanjalist]

'dodgy' British terminology...

Find out how dodgy you are and let us know:

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I got

years in prison: 120
fine: £2000
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

 

[Lao Tzu]

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

 

[Paulos]

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £4500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

[The Red Dragon]

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

 

[plornive]

37 years in prison, potential 5000 pound fine

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Is this good???

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

[distanced]

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £5000

 

[argent]

36 years
£2000

 

[Norman Bates]

Years in prison: 30.5 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

dooh, visiting the Reeperbahn really gets your fine up