You know when your hardcore........

[curling]

When you wear briefs instead of boxers so those damn vials don't fall down your legs as your walking across the border. (damn I hate when that happens)

When you learn to speak spanish so you can negotiate better with the vets.

When you gladly let your wife have shopping money so you look less conspicuos when you cross the border.

When you pull up your long shorts when you are doing leg extentions to see your quad muscles working.

 

[hamper19]

...when you drop food on the floor and pick it up and eat it because you're so stingy with your protein.

thats funny...lemme think of some more

you know your hardcore when

you start looking at what dog treats have the most crude protien in them..so if you run out of bars you could always snag a snack from your dog

you start pouring egg beaters on your cereal.

your girlfriend cant massage your shoulders anymore cause she cant fit her fingers between your traps and your head

you have to put your bed in the middle of the room..or sleep alone b/c you have to sleep with your arms out to the side being that your lats are so huge.

You have to tape neck ties to the front of your shirt cause they sure as hell arent going on the right way

you can sell your shit log as the new and improved met-rx bars.

if you don't eat at least every 3 hrs you get pissed and try to make use of the wasted time by doing crunches at your desk at work

When people in traffic start asking do you need a doctor when you are doing crunches while behind the wheel...and trying to work the obliques too.(now thats funny)

You put one of those machines in your car like stallone did in over the top.

h19

 

[hamper19]

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[supertraps]

when you label your clothes on and off

 

[leaddog]

you bring a bucket and towel to the gym on leg day so you don't have to leave the rack to puke.

 

[Fox610]

You know you're hardcore when......you eat winny tabs and rest your head back with eyes closed and say "mmmmm good"

When you puke after a leg workout and pissed because there goes all your protein and carbs

When you're bored and find some Dbol tabs lying around the floor and pop them in

When you hide all your food from your family

When you're at the beach, fall down and cut yourself on the chest, to the point of having to go to the hospital and you're main concern is having to wear a shirt now

When you decide to shoot 500mg of sustanon just for the hec of it

When you're at a club and you tuck in your left hand under your right bicep to make it look bigger

 

[Bar Room Hero]

Sorry to bust your bubble but they do that to everyone.

I was gonna say the same thing. Strippers are there to boost everyone's self-esteem.

 

[Lumberg]

You know you're hardcore when you have exhausted the supply of leftover disposable plates and utensils (from coworkers' baby showers, retirements, etc.) in the work pantry and you give up and keep your own plate, bowl, and a complete set of silverware in one of the cabinets for your 3-4 daily meals.

 

[ryker77]

when you label your clothes on and off

Oh so true.. got two sections of clothes in the closet.

 

[Ash]

Damn I'm loving this thread.

When your Mom tells you to drink your juice you open an amp of Winstrol and gulp it down.
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Ash