You know when your hardcore........

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hahaha

This is the funniest thread i have seen in a long time!

Bump!

 

[bigAragorn]

Originally posted by hamper19

You have to tape neck ties to the front of your shirt cause they sure as hell arent going on the right way

classic!

b.A.

 

[Dr.RobertBanner]

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SIDE NOTE: LMFAO!..post like this make Elite what it is. Too fucking funny....If it wasn't for this site we would feel like we were all alone, but knowing there is this many crazy people out there makes us feel sane.

M56M [/B]

So true. Great thread!

Here we go...you know your hardcore when:

you've opened and eaten a can of tuna w/ a butter knife b/c that's all you had

you've got a "bulking" and "cutting" wardrobe

you clog the toilet EVERY time you take a shit

two hours and one minute after your last meal you suddenly become incredably hungry and mean

you've been dragged out of an "All you can eat buffet" (through double doors) after coming off your cutting diet/"carbing up"

You've gotten in trouble w/your mom at thanksgiving for eating more than half the turkey

you consume more than 2lbs of cottage cheese a day

you have more shaker cups than fingers and toes

people won't ride in a car w/ you w/o rolling the windows down for fear they'll be knocked out when you rip one

you spend half your waking hours on EF

you can identify with way too many of these posts

Keep em coming!!!

 

[argent]

When you have to take a shit, eat a meal, but have no fork or spoon,........ you have a seat on the porcelan, and eat a can of tuna with your fingers.

 

[RADAR]

You know you're hardcore come christmas time you change the words to"I'm dreaming of a white christmas" to "I'm dreaming of some amps and needles" RADAR

 

[robsatx]

I will try!

First off I will not need to work my abs tomorrow. They hurt like a mother from all the laughing.

You know you are hard core when all the pens on your desk have no tops because they are in the bathroom in the same box as your amps of primo and sust.

 

[cbeaks]

You know you are hardcore when you are replacing your toilet seat that you have broken for a third time on a bulking cycle. - cbeaks

 

[PaPaPumPPP]

You know you're hardcore when you can not make it across the border without getting searched.

 

[Ercole]

when you label your clothes on and off

Good one!!! LOL!!!!

 

[Ercole]

You know you're hardcore when you're diagnosed with liver cancer and you say, "Great! That should really help me get ripped!"

Seriously, I knew I was hardcore at the opera two nights ago when I had to spend the entire performance with my arms crossed in front of me. Otherwise my elbows end up in the laps of the people to my right and left.

The one to my right was pretty cute, but I didn't think jabbing her with my elbow would make a very good impression ...