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You know when your hardcore........

you know you're hardcore when....

The green fog protein fart clear out the store you work in.
the boss gave me $0.50 to go to the car wash to clean out my ass:(
 
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slash747 said:
You know youre hardcore when youre friends ask what youre doing tonight and you reply :

"Chest Of course its friday"

You know youre hardcore when you pass out after you shoot yourself in the ass only to recover and continue where you left off.

You know youre hardcore when youre boss asks you to stay late for work and you respond I have a personal issue at home which pevents me from staying today, and of course thast reason is you have to go to the gym...

you guys are lucky cuz i cant use that since i work at the damn gym,i just tell them i have to workout so no

but hardcore is getting a doctors note to eat in class then show up with 3 chicken breast,a bowl of pasta and a protein shake while people wonder how you eat it all
 
when you go to the stripclub and the dancers can't stop rubbing on you WITHOUT asking if you want a dance..... Hell yeah it was me!!!
 
When you go camping with your family and you have to get up before everyone else and sneak off into the woods to take your fina shots.
 
When you have taken sust shots for so long that it doesn't even hurt you anymore (your resistant to the poison in the shyt).

When your family cooks an extra 5 lbs of food because you said you were comming over to eat.

When your girls ex-boyfriend askes her when she started to date the clubs security people.

When you go out into the woods camping and nobody takes there shirt off because you look so f**king huge.

When a dog gets mad and your friends say, show him stan to scare him off.

When your in a crowded club and your buds say, you go first because they will move out of the way.

When your at the gym and everyone watches you work out with thier eyes poped open.

When other people in the gym comment "he uses all the damn wieghts".

When you meet a girl they automatically find a way to put thier hands on your chest.

I have alot more but I gotta go!!
 
Here's mine:

you pick fights with guys with Down Syndrome to see how far your strength and endurance has come (they feel no pain at all I swear to God)

you start bench pressing fat peeps who have Down Syndrome (they' re more dense and are thus heavier for their size)

you get your little brother who has Down Syndrome to do your glute injections for you as you've grown too big to be able to reach yourself and don't want to worry about your helper being able to concentrate long enough to rat you out to anybody

you start having frequent intercourse with girls who have Down Syndrome because all the test in your system is making you just that horny
 
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