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You know when your hardcore........
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basskiller
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When you can shoot 3cc's of test in your ass with your right hand and reply to this thread, typing with your left!
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Thaibox said:
Heh heh, I've actually done that.
All of these happened to me:
You know you're hardcore when the gym owner suggests you pay rent instead of a membership.
You know you're hardcore when you have trouble steering your car after your arm workout.
You know you're hardcore when you take protein shakes to final exams.
You know you're hardcore when finding clothes that fit properly is impossible.
You know you're hardcore when people in the grocery store ask you for nutritional advise.
You know you're hardcore when your physiotherapist tells you she's never seen a shoulder joint move that way.
When you can't see your reflection in the bathroom mirror because of all the dried zit-juice all over it.
When your wife keeps begging you to get therapy for your multiple personality disorder due to all the aas induced moodswings. Honey, I'm OK once every 3 months, aren't I?
When your wife keeps begging you to get therapy for your multiple personality disorder due to all the aas induced moodswings. Honey, I'm OK once every 3 months, aren't I?
Nathan
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SaltyOlPirate said:
Oops. I knew I was gonna offend someone. Sorry, didn't mean anything by it. I like retarded people to be honest. They don't lie, or hurt others intentionally, or complain or do anything bad on purpose really. Their only draw back is that they aren't the most intelligent of people. I just to like to picture them doing funny stuff cause I've seen a few of the kids with DS I've known do the funniest shit ever and have no idea it was funny.
mikelong23
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Sorry to bust your bubble but they do that to everyone.Flexx said:
You know youre hard core.........
When someone follows you somewhere after a road rage incident and rather than facing battery charges you punch out the window and put dents in the car with your fists as they try to flee
When everyone you come in contact with accuses you of being on steroids, no matter how much you tell them its creatine
When you are almost wider than you are tall
When you can not find a picture of yourself when you had a neck
When you sit down to eat meat and you do not stop untill you gag with disgust and have to wash it back down with water
When you diagnose yourself with the condition "reverse anorexia"
When you use the heaviest dumbells Golds Gym offer
When people automatically give you front seat
When you actually try to put 3 cans of tuna and some oj in a blender and drink it
When someone follows you somewhere after a road rage incident and rather than facing battery charges you punch out the window and put dents in the car with your fists as they try to flee
When everyone you come in contact with accuses you of being on steroids, no matter how much you tell them its creatine
When you are almost wider than you are tall
When you can not find a picture of yourself when you had a neck
When you sit down to eat meat and you do not stop untill you gag with disgust and have to wash it back down with water
When you diagnose yourself with the condition "reverse anorexia"
When you use the heaviest dumbells Golds Gym offer
When people automatically give you front seat
When you actually try to put 3 cans of tuna and some oj in a blender and drink it
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