You gotta love when an ex from years back calls you...

[jerseyart]

Holy Shit Chef

How did you know? Was it obvious, or did she admit to it right there?

 

[WODIN]

As far as I'm concerned all my ex's died in horrible wrecks.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Seashell.. all I can do is look at you gallery in amazement. Leaves me speechless.

Beautiful woman with an incredible body.

what was this thread about again LOL.

 

[HumorMe]

As far as I'm concerned all my ex's died in horrible wrecks.

Must not have been a Boy Scout nearby to help them across the street.

 

[WODIN]

Must not have been a Boy Scout nearby to help them across the street.

Adam sandler rocks!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

To apologize for having been such a jerk.

This guy was my first love, and broke my heart in a zillion pieces. 6 years later, (last night) he calls to say he's sorry. Very unexpected, yet cool.

Anyone else ever gotten a call like this? Or made one?

Yeah he was probably drunk... or in AA and making a mends. JK. I had a girl I dated like a few times call me to tell me she was about to get married and wanted to make sure there wasn't anything between us before she made the commitment.

 

[ChefWide]

I caught her a couple times, pretty sad actually. Ripped my fucking heart out. Once I caught her sucking face with David Crosby. The horror, let me tell you.

She came home at about 7:30 in the morning from girls night out, pretty drunk and wired with a monster hickey on her neck and no panties.(how fucking high school?!? she was 35 at the time and 8 years older than me, go figure) It didn't take a genious to figure out that she was in a freak industrial vacuum cleaner accident . Pretty crass. It hurts too damn much to do that too often, regardless of how 'innocent' it was. I know she didn't love the guy, probably didn't know his name. If you have to fuck outside the relationship, have the respect to keep it a fucking secret, damn.

I think the clincher was when she got pregnant with a guy I knew in the business and said, "I don't love him, I love you, If I have another abortion i might not be able to have a family, will you consider keeping the baby?"

"I am sorry for you, but it's really not my decision and not my baby to 'keep', you need to ask Robbie."

I think the fact that she even asked me showed how out of touch she was at the time. Good for all concerned in the long run that she never had the baby... I don't know really what caused that, abortion or miscarriage, I never asked. I guess I prefer not knowing.

End of story.

 

[gab9681]

I recenlty had an ex call my mother because she didn't have my phone number. She had been engaged to this guy for a year and then one day just freaked out and kicked him out of their apartment. She told my mother that she always saw herself marrying me and she couldn't go through with marrying this guy. Shitty thing is, she was the one who left me 7 years ago. I was totally in love with this chick. She broke my heart big time. And her and my mother still remained friends throughout the years. My mother told me this and all I could think was "Why are you even telling me this, I have been married for 2 years now." I don't know, crazy people out there. I don't know what sparked it all. We have ran into eachother over the years, and hell, she even made my wedding cake for me, but I never saw this coming.

 

[jerseyart]

Holy Shit Chef

She really put you through the ringer Bor.

Damn. Where do guys find these girls

 

[from zero]

Seashell, this dude only called you because he was feeling lonely because he probably just got dumped, and he didn't know wtf to do. So, he broke open the little black book, found your name, and called you with the futile chance he might get into your pants.