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YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!official thread

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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
 
Yo Momma is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles...

C
 
Your Mommas Pussy is so big when she does the splits she leaves a hickey on the ground.

Your Momma is so dirty when she took a shower she lost 20 pounds.
 
Your mommas bush so thick she got pygmies living in it.
 
This is the most extreme version of all yo' momma jokes:
"Yo' momma is not very clever, some might say."


ps. Wodin, your new avatar makes me smile! You might wanna keep that for a while :)
 
YoMama is so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.
 
yo mamma is so fat she fell over

yo mamma is so fat her bloodtype is ragou

your momma is so fat your dad has to roll her in flour and find the wet spot to have sex
 
...so nasty she got to put ice down her panties every half hour to keep them crabs fresh
 
Omg, I think havoc once said to someone that "yo momma's house is so dirty that last time I visited her, a cochroach drop kicked me in the nuts and a rat took my wallet".
 
Yo mama's got so many chins, she looks like she's peekin' over a stack of pancakes...
 
...so nasty that the crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord....
 
BigBazooka said:
Yo momma's so fat she went bungee jumping and crashed straight to hell.
Click to expand...

I just pictured a fat lady crashing through hell's roof.
 
yo momma so fat when she got on the bus and sat at the end of the bus. the bus did a wheelie!
 
Your momma has more nuts in her mouth than a squirrel before
Christmas!
 
Your momma's but is so tight . . . When she farts, only dogs can hear it!
 
yo mommas so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fightin over a milk dud

on a side note... you know how big girls always wear clothes that are a bit short and to tight.. the fat just kinda hangs over.
well, you ever bought the canned biscuits. the kind where you peel the paper and it *pops* and the dough hangs out the cracks?

"Damn broly, that bitch looks like a busted can a biscuits!":D

mj
 
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