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talonracer
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yo momma's so fat..........
She puts her belt on with a boomerang
Her blood type is Ragu
Her bellybutton is a pool
left side of her ass has a differant area code.
When she wear blue and stands on the corner and yawns, people shove letters down her throat
I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Her High School photo is an arial shot
Her drivers licence picture says "continued on the back"
Smaller fat women orbit her
I'll think of more hold on...........
She puts her belt on with a boomerang
Her blood type is Ragu
Her bellybutton is a pool
left side of her ass has a differant area code.
When she wear blue and stands on the corner and yawns, people shove letters down her throat
I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Her High School photo is an arial shot
Her drivers licence picture says "continued on the back"
Smaller fat women orbit her
I'll think of more hold on...........
smallmovesal
New member
yo momma's so ugly she looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock!
i saw that one on "just chillin'"... that sketch with chris rock and chris farley on snl
i saw that one on "just chillin'"... that sketch with chris rock and chris farley on snl
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DcupSheepNipples
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Yo Mamma is so nasty,
a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
her tits give sour milk.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo Mamma is so nasty smallmovesal,
she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she breeds crabs.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
her tits give sour milk.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo Mamma is so nasty smallmovesal,
she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she breeds crabs.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
hamstershaver
New member
yo momma is so fat only hamstershaver would fuck her
covergrl80
New member
Yo moma is so fat her picture keeps falling off the wall.
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a Dollars bill and made 4 quarters (old one)
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a Dollars bill and made 4 quarters (old one)
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