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stilleto

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My office is TINY. it's probably 6'x6' and when i moved in, it was painted this hideous PINK. I didn't really feel like spending my own time painting it, so i left it.

Well, now the slob that used to have this office has come back to work here (she left peanut butter and jelly droppings EVERYWHERE). I was thinking that I would fight her if she wanted this room back, because there's not a lot of private office space and having the ability to close my door is important to me.

Today my boss told me that i'm moving out of this office. I said, NO. he said, YES. I said i didn't spend 2 days cleaning out this space to work someplace else.
He's staring at me a minute and then said, "do you want to know where you're going?"

uh oh. yes. where.

i'm going to the big, corner office. same size as the CEO. all windows.
oh. but someone is using that office now (Head of financing).
Yes... he's moving OUT. YOU are moving IN.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so happy.
My boss has to keep a desk in there to use when he's in town- it's just a small desk in the corner and it's fine with me. He's only here for about 1 week a month or less.
 
maybe he's jealous of your big boobs

prolly.
he said he COULD share an office with me, but nobody else.
i reminded him that i'm on the phone a lot and he said "yes, but you have a soft voice."
fuck you, i want that damn office!

then my boss said, "well *I* need to share an office with her."

and I said, "everybody wants me" and walked off to get coffee.
 
prolly.
he said he COULD share an office with me, but nobody else.
i reminded him that i'm on the phone a lot and he said "yes, but you have a soft voice."
fuck you, i want that damn office!

then my boss said, "well *I* need to share an office with her."

and I said, "everybody wants me" and walked off to get coffee.

It's the boobs.
You could share an office with me.
 
wait.

the cocksucker who is in that office now is refusing to move. now i may not get it.

***POOF!***

Turn my corner office dreams to SHIT!

Sorry stil. No way you're getting an office as big as CEO's!! :D
 
You sure do have a lot of work stories.

c-

some of us work for a living, you welfare riding, eviction notice getting, bread line waiting, unemployment check, sponging off your momma getting homo.*











































*YES, i know none of those things were true. if they were, i wouldn't have said them. fool.
 
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