WTF is with this chuck norris shit

[Maverick]

a couple of my friends are all on this chuck norris kick like everyone else on the internet is........ fuck it is annoying.

How did this start ? was it because of Conan ?

I hate it when something gets trendy and everyone jumps on the bandwagon...... so played and they think they are so cool too.

Die

 

[cyrex]

Chuck norris started it. He got tired of looking at people and turning them to stone so he had people spread the word to cut down on the number of stoners in the world

 

[cyrex]

- Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
- The Great Wall of China was originally made to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed horribly.
- when chuck norris jumps into water, chuch norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck norris
- If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you could be seconds away from death.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
- Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- The bomb dropped on hiroshima was just a metal case containing one of chuck norris' farts
- Chuck Norris has never appeared in a video game because there would be no challenge
- Chuck Norris beat Tetris with his left hand at the same time he beat packman with his right

 

[cyrex]

that old dead baby joke:
"What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

A pile of dead babies with one live baby in the middle eating it's way out"

Chuck was the live baby and he also made the pile

 

[Y_lifter]

Everyone hates jealous Chuck haters..

 

[cyrex]

hehe the dead baby one I made up

 

[genetic freak]

Chuck Norris does not sleep...... He waits.

 

[jenscats5]

They're all silly.....but damned funny....

 

[hotzie]

whats up barry

 

[slat1]

I didn't laugh the first time. Thats just me though. If it amuses some people let them enjoy themselves!