WTF is with this chuck norris shit

[eat big]

Chuck noris beat Ali with a flyswatter

If Chuck Norris ever even dreams of beating Ali, he better wake up and apologize.

 

[jackangel]

lol at digger getting into it

 

[needtogetaas]

Chuck Norris' C programs can dereference null pointers AND divide by zero.

lol.i got this one.

 

[spongebob]

when chuck norris goes to the store, he has people bag his groceries.

 

[genetic freak]

God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.

 

[spongebob]

when chuck norris takes a shower, the water beads off of him.

 

[genetic freak]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Chuck Norris powers the earth's rotation, making it turn an extra quarter day per year. Few people know this, but Chuck Norris created the Leap Year, and to honor himself, every four years on February 29th he goes to the center of the earth to sleep.........for one day.

 

[H_T_]

didn't he open a restaurant or something? specializing in: Fear?

 

[Alyosha K.]

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of Beard. Jesus wore it proudly up to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus's obvious favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck Norris omitted from the Bible.

Shortly after, all three Wisemen died of "roundhouse kick"-related deaths.