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Email from my sister this morning:


Gurl,
I wanted to let you know that <your ex boyfriend> asked me out. I'm not giving him an answer until I get your opinion first.
 
lol

this never works

you'll always be thinking when you see her with him

does she fuck/give better head than me?

go ahead and tell her you don't mind, then secretly resent her for even having the nerve to consider it.
 
Remember how you used to say how hot the guy was in bed and how big his cock was??? Well SHE remembers it too.

This isn't as much asking you as it is forewarning you that she going to be boinking him soon.
 
I'd respond:

Dear Sloppy Second's Sis,

If you can get past the fact that he banged me every which way but loose , then go for it.

Your loving Sis,

Smuf- been there, done that!
 
Well here was my response to her

Um no. Not as much because I dated him for over 2 yrs, but moreso because he is psycho, weird and kinda gross and definitely you're way out of his league. Also dont take anything he says/does seriously. He is probably getting a kick out of trying to get my sister out on a date so he can turn around and LNAOLIHDL :IHOIHDOUMAAOOOOOOOOO all in my face about it.
 
vixensghost said:
I'd respond:

Dear Sloppy Second's Sis,

If you can get past the fact that he banged me every which way but loose , then go for it.

Your loving Sis,

Smuf- been there, done that!
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LMAO i like this. perhaps i will use this as a retort if it gets that far
 
wow that would really bother me.

Could you imagine if they got close and you'd have to see him every time you hung out with your sis?

He sounds like he is pretty psycho to ask out your sis!
 
SublimeZM said:
why would you want to go out with ur sibblings ex, lol
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yeah i dont know lol
i dont want to insult her with "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??!! ARE YOU NUTS?" but that's what's really going through my mind.

the whole thing must be a hoax
 
Smurfy said:
Email from my sister this morning:


Gurl,
I wanted to let you know that <your ex boyfriend> asked me out. I'm not giving him an answer until I get your opinion first.
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This means she has already been fucking him. Things maybe getting more serious. So, she needs to let you know.

seriously
 
vixensghost said:
I'd respond:

Dear Sloppy Second's Sis,

If you can get past the fact that he banged me every which way but loose , then go for it.

Your loving Sis,

Smuf- been there, done that!
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LOL.........LOL.....funny! Love it!
 
SublimeZM said:
why would you want to go out with ur sibblings ex, lol
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He must be a hell of a skateboarder!!!!!!!!!!@@E$@
 
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Smurf, not sure how close u and your sis are, but she's may think you're jealous from your reply.
I think ATW is right and I'm not saying that b/c he's my best e friend.
 
Smurfy said:
Well here was my response to her

Um no. Not as much because I dated him for over 2 yrs, but moreso because he is psycho, weird and kinda gross and definitely you're way out of his league. Also dont take anything he says/does seriously. He is probably getting a kick out of trying to get my sister out on a date so he can turn around and LNAOLIHDL :IHOIHDOUMAAOOOOOOOOO all in my face about it.
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Why did you date a gross, weird, phycho for over two years?
 
javaguru said:
Why did you date a gross, weird, phycho for over two years?
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That was word for word what I was going to type.


But, I couldn't pass up taking a shot at her men being skateboarders.
 
all the whey said:
That was word for word what I was going to type.


But, I couldn't pass up taking a shot at her men being skateboarders.
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Puhleeeze, we've all dated losers for whatever esteem issues plagued us at the time.
 
Smurfy said:
yeah i dont know lol
i dont want to insult her with "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??!! ARE YOU NUTS?" but that's what's really going through my mind.

the whole thing must be a hoax
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You don't want to insult her? Yeah, but you wrote:

"He is probably getting a kick out of trying to get my sister out on a date so he can turn around and LNAOLIHDL :IHOIHDOUMAAOOOOOOOOO all in my face about it."

Let me paraphrase how she read it:

"There's no way he could be genuinely interested in you. He is just trying to 'get under my skin' in the most disgustingly desperate way he possibly can. I mean, he's already had the originial, the best...why would he want a second hand copy-cat imitation?"

Way to not insult her Smurfy!
 
blueta2 said:
Smurf, not sure how close u and your sis are, but she's may think you're jealous from your reply.
I think ATW is right and I'm not saying that b/c he's my best e friend.
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patsfan1379 said:
This dude is a pimp if he fucks you both.
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Most girls sisters bad mouthed me when I was with her. But, after we broke up they wanted to prove they could get it also.
 
BTW

This is one of the FEW benefits of having a girl friend.

You get to bang their sister and their friends when they finally discover that you are a phsyco asshole. (when they find someone else)

Ain't Love Grand :heart:
 
lol @ "Gurl"

and it sounds like your sister wants to bang this dude!! wtf!!
 
Smurfy said:
yeah i dont know lol
i dont want to insult her with "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??!! ARE YOU NUTS?" but that's what's really going through my mind.

the whole thing must be a hoax
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nope, it's not a hoax, tell her exactly what you wrote. If the jokes is on you, well, so the fuck what...

hopefully she hasn't banged him already and now she's trying to get your graces comming in the back door...
 
txbondsman said:
nope, it's not a hoax, tell her exactly what you wrote. If the jokes is on you, well, so the fuck what...

hopefully she hasn't banged him already and now she's trying to get your graces comming in the back door...
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I am saying that the ex already has been comming in the back door...
 
all the whey said:
This means she has already been fucking him. Things maybe getting more serious. So, she needs to let you know.

seriously
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yep, didn't read all the posts prior to mine...
 
blueta2 said:
well we know you're not jealous, but she may think that?! Again, not sure about the relationship with you and your sis.
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lol i think she is fully aware that I am not at all interested in this particular guy and i am in no way jealous.

this doesnt actually have anything to do with him in particular. it's more that Im taken aback that my sister would ever consider going on a date with anyone i've already dated.

i know I wouldnt ever do it if the shoe were on the other foot. so i guess im a little shocked and dismayed at her even contemplating it?
 
Smurfy said:
lol i think she is fully aware that I am not at all interested in this particular guy and i am in no way jealous.

this doesnt actually have anything to do with him in particular. it's more that Im taken aback that my sister would ever consider going on a date with anyone i've already dated.

i know I wouldnt ever do it if the shoe were on the other foot. so i guess im a little shocked and dismayed at her even contemplating it?
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I'm surprised it's something that would even go through a sibling's mind.
 
Smurfy said:
lol i think she is fully aware that I am not at all interested in this particular guy and i am in no way jealous.

this doesnt actually have anything to do with him in particular. it's more that Im taken aback that my sister would ever consider going on a date with anyone i've already dated.

i know I wouldnt ever do it if the shoe were on the other foot. so i guess im a little shocked and dismayed at her even contemplating it?
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I would be shocked also.
Did she reply to you yet? Has she been single a long time?
Most friends/sisters would not even contemplate it
 
Meh, if he has money and she's good looking ( like you of course ) he has mentioned by now something about a trip for New Years to Cancun, Caymans, etc. and she's thinking she wants to go "as friends".....

Tell her to STFU and FO! and if she brings that shit up to you again your gonna bitch slap her like the bitch she is. That aughta work, one way or the other...
 
Smurfy said:
if she were already getting it in the rear, then more power to her lollol

9 inches in the butt doesnt feel so good
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Now, we know why she is interested in him!@@@@@@@@@@@@@!
 
txbondsman said:
Meh, if he has money and she's good looking ( like you of course ) he has mentioned by now something about a trip for New Years to Cancun, Caymans, etc. and she's thinking she wants to go "as friends".....

Tell her to STFU and FO! and if she brings that shit up to you again your gonna bitch slap her like the bitch she is. That aughta work, one way or the other...
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You don't need to do all that shit when you have 9 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!@
 
all the whey said:
You don't need to do all that shit when you have 9 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!@
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you measure from your asshole.... right?
 
all the whey said:
You don't need to do all that shit when you have 9 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!@
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Welp, I think we have some new material for ATW to post every single time Smurfy says anything.
 
blueta2 said:
I would be shocked also.
Did she reply to you yet? Has she been single a long time?
Most friends/sisters would not even contemplate it
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Well not everyone is lucky enough to have a great bff like stilleto.

evillyu.jpg
 
txbondsman said:
Meh, if he has money and she's good looking ( like you of course ) he has mentioned by now something about a trip for New Years to Cancun, Caymans, etc. and she's thinking she wants to go "as friends".....

Tell her to STFU and FO! and if she brings that shit up to you again your gonna bitch slap her like the bitch she is. That aughta work, one way or the other...
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LMAO @ this guy having money or ever knowing how to even plan a trip
He cuts trees for a living and never had much ambition when i dated him. he was young so i chalked it up to being immature and trying to find his way but no, he doesnt have anything going for him - well except for having 5.5 more inches in his pants than ATW.
 
Smurfy said:
LMAO @ this guy having money or ever knowing how to even plan a trip
He cuts trees for a living and never had much ambition when i dated him. he was young so i chalked it up to being immature and trying to find his way but no, he doesnt have anything going for him - well except for having 5.5 more inches in his pants than ATW.
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3.5 to 4 inches more actually. But, you were close.
 
Smurfy said:
LMAO @ this guy having money or ever knowing how to even plan a trip
He cuts trees for a living and never had much ambition when i dated him. he was young so i chalked it up to being immature and trying to find his way but no, he doesnt have anything going for him - well except for having 5.5 more inches in his pants than ATW.
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AWWW Smurf!! Look at tha sister bustin balls! LMAO so, guess she told you CatMan....
 
txbondsman said:
AWWW Smurf!! Look at tha sister bustin balls! LMAO so, guess she told you CatMan....
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Penis-Cat-1.jpg
 
nimbus said:
your fault for telling her how well he lays the pipe
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And, that it is a 9" pipe.
 
Smurfy said:
5.5 inches around
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she's as good as done, might as well forget it. I bet you told her his dick was that big while you were dating, she remembered when she ran into him and gave him the "green light" attitude/ look. Just ask her to send pics and vids for us guys....
 
txbondsman said:
she's as good as done, might as well forget it. I bet you told her his dick was that big while you were dating, she remembered when she ran into him and gave him the "green light" attitude/ look. Just ask her to send pics and vids for us guys....
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lol hell no why would i tell my little sister about the size of my bf's cock? not a topic of conversation.

do guys tell their brothers how well their gfs suck cock or take it up the ass? i'd hope not.
 
Smurfy said:
lol hell no why would i tell my little sister about the size of my bf's cock? not a topic of conversation.

do guys tell their brothers how well their gfs suck cock or take it up the ass? i'd hope not.
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you gota be kidding....... wha HELL yeah! told them that the first time we had sex, wasn't my GF at the time, just another chick, but things don't obviously change because they become gf's, that shit only changes after you get married, then the topic looses it's luster fast. nothing to discuss after a couple of months....
 
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