Wtf...i think cougar's have developed game too

[calveless wonder]

it's like they had an organized ring for picking up men. wouldn't be surprised if i read about some dude in the paper tomorrow with his kidney missing

so i'm standing at the outside bar of this club that's close to my house/office...
and i see 3 older women standing next to me/behind me. one of them, the ugliest one...turns around and rudely goes "I don't like your earrings...you look like a girl. get away from me". Bear in mind i didn't acknowledge, look or speak to her at all

I laugh and go sarcastically "cool, thanks for your honesty, but you're the one standing next to me." then half seriously
i say "question though.. why is your self esteem so low?"

then she tells me to get out of her space, and get the fuck away from her LOL...

anyways, the whole interaction was hilarious and i was enjoying it. as i walk away she spills her drink ALL over herself, and i'm dying laughing, and immediately her 2 friends swoop in and grab me.

they start apologizing for their friend and ensue groping my arms and chest. They were like vultures..."isn't she so mean"?. The one older kinda hot spanish girl goes to me "our friend said we can find men here that will let them do whatever we want to them". Just a very odd comment..anyways, i stuck around for a few minutes just to see what their deal was..until i realized there was too many(young) hot girls at this place to be wasting time with them.

i end up going back to hang out with my friends and the girls we came with, and not even 20 minutes later i walk around a different area...i see a nearly identical episode with the same girls!! little crazy bitch starts some shit, other friends swoop in and get a dude's attention.

bravo old professional cougars, bravo....me and my boys aren't even smart enough to think of that shit

 

[bw1]

tranny's. they were going to ass rape you.

 

[bigmann245]

i told you i was sorry, i thought you liked me.....

 

[needtogetarmy]

tranny's. they were going to ass rape you.

my exact thoughts...

...or pick3's inlaws....

 

[Arabian]

Someone will knocked that cougar out oneday.....

 

[blueta2]

Oh, I think these ladies took my courses ;-)

 

[KillahBee]

There is nothing more disgusting than chicks over 30 at the bars trying to pick up dudes. Ewwww

I have no doubt those broads were game plannin back in the den.

 

[Raptorex]

lol; great story bro - chicks are devious.

 

[Smurfy]

There is nothing more disgusting than chicks over 30 at the bars trying to pick up dudes. Ewwww

I have no doubt those broads were game plannin back in the den.

unfortunately i have to agree to some extent. it might not be the most disgusting thing ever, but it's pretty gross behavior even if it is fun (ive done it a few times since my 30th bday)

 

[redsamurai]

"the den".......holy shit laugh my fucking ass off killabee........god damn!!

I would have spit in the womans face if she stole on me like that............can you imagine if you walked up to a group of women and started clowning on one of them, degrading her looks.....??? You'd have to cover up the nuts with BOTH hands.......no joke.