WTF guys

[theoak01]

im no god damn SWV no more but i got a problem of that level.

im away workin right now,and i work with a girl im ga ga for,ive known her for a bit,always kinda liked her but alot more now that i know her better,i tried to make a move before,got nowhere.

tonight a few of us are chillin in my room and she finds porn on my laptop and puts it on, the other dude thats chillin with us goes to the can and she ask if my dick is as big as the guy in the porn,i said i dunno,she wants to see it,so I whip it out she likes it.

buddy comes out and not long after gets the vibe to fuck off.

then this girl wants to see me jerk off,I play around a bit ya know nothing too hardcore,we kiss and makeout pretty hardcore,I suck on her tits then she is all,ok i need to goto bed and fucks off to her room

WTF mother fuckers,whats the deal here,im lost now dammit

 

[chewyxrage]

She's fuckin' with you. Next time she does that be like "Suck it"

If she doesn't tell her to fuck off cuz you have to goto bed.

 

[jh1]

You got stank balls.

Take a shower.... hopefully she'll understand.

 

[chewyxrage]

You should have jerked off on her.

 

[theoak01]

dude i tried to make it go further and got nowhere,she said another night. maybe shes nervous,only had one partner before,but shit dont lead a dude on,we got feelings too,she knows im genuine,not some horn dog,but i am just a man and u can fuck with me like that

 

[theoak01]

dude i just showered before they came up,so i smelt nice,and yes i prob coulda jerked it on her,she was way into it

 

[chewyxrage]

Maybe she is just completely clueless about shit. She said next time?

Well good. Then next time if it doesn't happen you know she really is fucking with you.

 

[immortalis]

You got stank balls.

Take a shower.... hopefully she'll understand.

haha

 

[jh1]

dude i tried to make it go further and got nowhere,she said another night. maybe shes nervous,only had one partner before,but shit dont lead a dude on,we got feelings too,she knows im genuine,not some horn dog,but i am just a man and u can fuck with me like that

Evidently she can.

 

[theoak01]

Maybe she is just completely clueless about shit. She said next time?

Well good. Then next time if it doesn't happen you know she really is fucking with you.

thats what im gonna go off of,I think she is a bit niaeve,only been with one dude before so prob doesnt know much and was scared. shit happens.

 

[jh1]

make her suck it next time.


Oh.. and WTF bor... .

Don't come in here with these shit ball stories like this with out PICs.


That's some horseshiet right there.

 

[theoak01]

dude im livng out of a hotel,i cant get fuck all for pics,and sure as fuck wont post any till i see ex wifey

kthanksbye

 

[jh1]

Didn't my wife send you a christmas card?

 

[E-flirter]

I think a chick is messing around with me too.

 

[morph60]

she didnt want you ta see her cock yet....it might be cut off next time

 

[needtogetaas]

You should have jerked off on her.

thats what I do

 

[theoak01]

thats what I do

what i shoulda did was titty fuck her

but for now i need to get my ass up ,pack a lunch and get heading to the lobby to meet the others

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Bro, next time she pulls some shit like that, lean in and start kissing her neck, and her ear, and touch her sensually but firmly along the small of her back, her stomach, brests and so forth. You need to get her turned on a bit more and just take care of business.

 

[p0ink]

wait, let me get this straight. you started jerking off with another man in the room, who, too, was jerking off?

i dont care how hot any chick is, i will never never start beating it with another masturbating man in the room.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

wait, let me get this straight. you started jerking off with another man in the room, who, too, was jerking off?

i dont care how hot any chick is, i will never never start beating it with another masturbating man in the room.

He said the other guy left the room, when she asked and the other guy walked back in when he started and turned around and went back out.

 

[p0ink]

He said the other guy left the room, when she asked and the other guy walked back in when he started and turned around and went back out.

phew...good thing i read that wrong. i was just about to submit my paid advertisement to the NY Times stating how and why theoak01 is gay.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Don't shit where you eat dude!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

phew...good thing i read that wrong. i was just about to submit my paid advertisement to the NY Times stating how and why theoak01 is gay.

Glad I saved you some $$$ and a liable lawsuit. You can thank me in K.

 

[ksharp01]

wait, let me get this straight. you started jerking off with another man in the room, who, too, was jerking off?

i dont care how hot any chick is, i will never never start beating it with another masturbating man in the room.

ew no, I wouldn't even want to see that

 

[digimon7068]

dude i tried to make it go further and got nowhere,she said another night. maybe shes nervous,only had one partner before,but shit dont lead a dude on,we got feelings too,she knows im genuine,not some horn dog,but i am just a man and u can fuck with me like that

obviously you're gonna get it. . .relax. . .stay in the box. . .wait for your pitch. . .have i steered you wrong before??

 

[healother]

Don't shit where you eat dude!

agreed

 

[Deleted member 33117]

agreed

I don't. I used to fuck girls in my apartment complex and never really had any problems from it. healother, this thread is out of your league bro. No offense.

 

[healother]

I don't. I used to fuck girls in my apartment complex and never really had any problems from it. healother, this thread is out of your league bro. No offense.

maybe i dont know yet, to know the pros and cons and whether its worth it or not, ive just heard a lot of bad stories.

I clicked this thread cuz i am interested in theoak01's stories, they can be entertaining.

 

[theoak01]

obviously you're gonna get it. . .relax. . .stay in the box. . .wait for your pitch. . .have i steered you wrong before??

nah you havent bro,after sitting back and thinking about it,i think shes just nervous,only been with one guy before,she knows ive been wit a few women so it might just intimidate her,i know shes been fucked around before,her last boyfriend was a douche.

healother-stay tuned bro,occasionally something interesting happens in my boring ass life.