WTF? Cop Knew I juice...

[BigRugbyMan]

OKay, so i just get done working out today... And me and my roomate want a postworkout meal... So we decide to go to the store to make some burgers on the GF grill...

So on my way back Im driving and im going under an overpass so i kick it in neutral and rev te engine... I got a tahoe with straight pipes... So this cop pulls my ass over and asks me what the hell i was doing...

Using my lawyer skills i lie my ass of and and tell him that my car kept switching from 4wd to 2wd and caused my rpms to screw up... Anyway the bastard makes me get out of the car, and does like 10 different drunk tests on me... He frisks me and throws me in the back of his car... He searches my car and comes back...

He tells me he knows that i am not intoxicated... But he knws that i am on something... I tell him i am on nothing... And he goes to tell me he knows i am on steroids...

He gives me these reasons: I have eyes tremors, dialated pupils and my heart rate is 140bpm... He tells me there is something wrong with me, i am in bad shape, and i need to be checked out by a doctor...

Do any of you know what those 3 signs can mean... Cus id doesnt sond like anything from the roids... But it does sound like something is wrong... Any words of advice??

BTW... The only thing he could get me for was expired registration... What a cocksmoker

 

[yyzgeddylee]

Using your lawyer skills....
you should have known the cop was full of shit...lol

cops lie to you to get you to slip up or confess.....
Its wrong in my opinion....but its common practice.....


There's 3 cops at my gym....they've all done juice....
1 of them talks of openly about it....but then again...
its technically not illegal in canada to possess gear....
just illegal to buy or sell it....

YYZ

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

OKay, so i just get done working out today... And me and my roomate want a postworkout meal... So we decide to go to the Using my lawyer skills i lie my ass of and and tell him that my car kept switching from 4wd to 2wd and caused my rpms to screw up... Anyway the bastard makes me get out of the car, and does like 10 different drunk tests on me... He frisks me and throws me in the back of his car... He searches my car and comes back...

He gives me these reasons: I have eyes tremors (again-anxiety)

, dialated pupils :Change from dark to bright light, & vice versa
my heart rate is 140bpm: Maybe you were *NERVOUS* (tough one)

That pig is full of BACON. Look above.

 

[IronDNA]

He gives me these reasons: I have eyes tremors, dialated pupils and my heart rate is 140bpm... He tells me there is something wrong with me, i am in bad shape, and i need to be checked out by a doctor...

BigRugbyMan-

My personal opinion is that he has had either a personal experience or history with gear and had experienced those side effects or someone told him about it. I dont think he's bright enough to have gained that knowledge on his own w/o having used.

Your pupils may have been dialated due to low blood sugar having lifted a little while earlier. Thats only a guess. BTW, how did he know your HR. Did he take your pusle there in the cop car?

 

[jstrong20]

140bpm heart rate

No shit! I would say this is normal when you get put in the back of a police car and some one is searching your ride and your just hoping he doesn't find that dbol you dropped a month ago and couldn't fine. Bin their and done that!

 

[BigRugbyMan]

i knew he couldnt prove that i do roids... But the first thing he told me when i was in the back of the cop car was... I know you take steroidsa nd you need to get to the doctor to be checked on..

 

[serge]

the cops are the bigest hypocrits, they fuck with gearheads, but use juice themselves, but its ok for them though since they are above the law and all

 

[rnch]

"knowing" your pulse rate was the ultimate giveaway that hw was bullshitting you.

how did he "know" your pulse?

my cop buddies are not above saying or doing anything to justify a pull over and their two faced jobs,

 

[BigRugbyMan]

he kne my heart rate because he took it

 

[nautica]

he kne my heart rate because he took it

Anybody who has their car searched by a cop is going to have an elevated heart rate.

And the reason he knew you were on the juice was because of your 20" arms not your pupils.