Wrestling!

[freak daddy]

see, in reality flair would have killed him in 10 seconds. Ricky Morton!?!?!? He shouldn't be in the same ring as flair! or in the same arena! or in the same state!

Rumor had it that Morton was a mean as hell. Real quick tempered, and not afraid to shoot.

 

[saint808]

Rumor had it that Morton was a mean as hell. Real quick tempered, and not afraid to shoot.

yeah i have heard that too, but then why is it when somone gets beat for a long time they call it "playing ricky morton" you never know what to believe anymore

 

[the nature boy]

Another memorable match was a Mexican Death Match with me(Freak Daddy)and Nature Boy Vs. El Dandy and LaParka. The match started with Nature Boy and El Dandy squaring off. The action started fast and furious with Nature Boy finally getting El Dandy in our corner, and throwing down a half dozen burrito chops to the chest. These chops sounded like mexican M-80s . Now that the ref finally pulled Nature Boy out of the corner, I proceeded to choke El Dandy and shove a bag of nachos with jalepenos down his throat. As El Dandy comes out of the corner screaming agua,agua, and that's when Nature Boy landed a devastating flying enchilada. As El Dandy lies motionless on the mat, Natch tags me in. I decide to climb to the top turnbuckle and deliver the twisting, spinning quarter salsa buster. I could have went for the 1,2,3 right there but I did'nt. I decided to go for the devastating Hogan leg drop...BAD MOVE. El Dandy somehow, amazingly got out of the way of the most pathetic move in wrestling. I would'nt have tried it but Big Brother Val was in thje first row screaming at me to do it. Plus he paid me 500 dollars to try to execute the dumbass move.

Back to the match. By now La Parka was tagged in and was stomping the mexican buffett I had for lunch out of me. Then for some odd reason La Parka decided to perfom his little dance which gave me plenty of time to tag in The Nature Boy. Now Natch whips La Parka into the ropes and delivers an immaculate super taco kick. Now with La Parka in the center of the ring Natch decides to unmask La Parka. It took a little effort but Natch succeeded. With disbelief in our eyes La Parka was unveiled to be Anal Assplorer. With Anal Assplorer trying to hide his face, Nature Boy applies the figure four and A.A. taps out. As Natch and Freaks hands were being raised in victory they were violently attacked by El Dandy. The attack did'nt last long as we proceeded to tie El Dandy in the top two ropes and punish him with no mercy. As Nature Boy laid in those devastating burrito chops, I decided to shave El Dandy's head. This caused a riot, for the simple fact that El Dandy's popularity is so overwhelming in Mexico. We barely escaped with our lives, but we did leave Mexico victorious.

LMAO!!!!! Holy Shit that was funny as hell. agua agua!!! I'm laughing my ass of at the office and people are asking me what's so funny. Oh man. You're a trip FD.

Bravo!

 

[freak daddy]

LMAO!!!!! Holy Shit that was funny as hell. agua agua!!! I'm laughing my ass of at the office and people are asking me what's so funny. Oh man. You're a trip FD.

Bravo!

I don't know where the hell that came from. My wrestling fantasty, I guess! I thought you might appreciate that Nature Boy.

 

[the nature boy]

I don't know where the hell that came from. My wrestling fantasty, I guess! I thought you might appreciate that Nature Boy.

Oh I did. It was a..... dandy!

 

[saint808]

armchair booking

 

[the nature boy]

FD is going to have a whole mess of luchadors looking for him now. I hear Silver King is real pissed. They're thinking of bringing El Gigante out of retirement to find Fread Daddy.

 

[saint808]

that would suck... they should sick the mini's on him!

 

[TheYork]

I can't wait to see what the NWO is going to do tonight on raw!

 

[freak daddy]

FD is going to have a whole mess of luchadors looking for him now. I hear Silver King is real pissed. They're thinking of bringing El Gigante out of retirement to find Fread Daddy.

Silver really is'nt too mad. Now that the Nature Boy and I shaved El Dandy's head, Silver King is claimimg to be the best looking luchador.