Wrestling!

[the nature boy]

Silver really is'nt too mad. Now that the Nature Boy and I shaved El Dandy's head, Silver King is claimimg to be the best looking luchador.

I think lizmark jr has something to say about that.

 

[Kryp2o]

All this Luchador talk has me thinking? Hmmmmm . . .

I got it !!! The WWF needs to bring in the LWO (Luchador World Order) form WCW to put an ass whipping on the NWO. Now that would be cool.

 

[Kryp2o]

Ok, ok . . . after watching Golddust and Taz play around in a reach-around hardcore match, right. It occured to me that they need to 86 the garbage cans and lids. Taz losing b/c he was hit over the head with a lid? C'mon, that hurts about as bad as a mal-nurished mesquito on downers gumming you to death.

 

[AAP]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I would never tag with El Dandy. NEVER I SAY!!!!

And I can't do that little dance either.

I want everyone to know that there is a very simple explanation for all of this. Ya see...... I volunteered to go along with these two Freaks of Nature to Mexico. We were going down there to buy some bootleg Santana 8 tracks. (Cause Freak ain't up to the times yet) So we get to the border and I realize I forgot my passport. Well these two give me this skeleton outfit and assure me that with the Day of the Dead celebration happnening I will blend right in and not be asked to show ID.

So the little charade continues when they leave me with this horse faced Mexican "hookup" while they go to the restroom, he leads me to this ring and all these people are cheering for me. I mean it is like being Prom Queen all over again. (or so Nature Boy told me) So I look across the ring and my so called 'friends' are standing over there like two Tic Tac displays. And then they start HITTING ME. Naturally I assume they got their asses drunk and forgot it was me under the mask. So I don't fight back. Since they can't hear me with all that noise from the crowd (cheering for me - not them) I resort to body language to get my point across. I am doing this little jig that I saw Freak do when Montazuma's Revenge got a hold of him earlier in the day. He must have gotten smart and realized it was me. Next thing I knew they were taking that mask off. Man was I glad. Boy it was fun watching them whup the shit out of that lousy Mexican guide who brought me here to get beat up by my own friends.

Now this should have a happy ending but it doesn't. Because I found out that they got PAID for hitting me. I thought we was all pals here. I mean, I overlooked Nature Boy making out with the Mexican pool boy that I had my eye on, but this was different. There was MONEY involved. I had to get REVENGE. So lucky for me, Big Brother Val was there. And he was mad as hell too. So we teamed up (cause I ain't teaming up with a bald headed mexican) and challenged these so called Freaks Of Nature to a grudge match.

Once that bell sounded, it was all about The Stomp Down. BBV and Me (say it fast - it rhymes) were just flat out taking these lame-o's to school. A series of Atomic Spine Drops delivered by BBV brought the ghost of Montazume back to visit ol Freak. With both hands around his rear covering his rectum (don't worry you ain't my type) BBV bounced off the ropes and hit the big boot. We were on the verge of victory - as BBV was pausing long enough to decide which leg to use to deliver the Hogan Leg Drop, when Nature Boy ran in. A cheap shot to BBV was all it took for me to run in. Man, I was flailing away, Nature Boy was trying to run, poor fool trip over Freak, flipped over the corner, did some breakdancing head spin, landed and dashed away. Only to run into my clothesline. Grabbing that long flowing peroxide head, I pulled him back into the ring and stomped away. I was on fire. BBV had Freak Boy outside the ring and working him over with his leather weight lifting belt. I paused in my assualt on the Nature Freaky inside just long enough to look out in the crowd and see the hundreds of 10 year old mexican girls and boys holding up the signs that read WE LOVE ANAL. Nature Boy knew what was coming next and he tensed up - bad move (just relax). Before he knew it, I had applied the Orifice Invader - my unbreakable submission move (think of the Mandible Claw applied to another body cavity.) Boy did he tap out.

And just to add insult further, I held Freak down while BBV hit the Hogan leg drop. Twice.

 

[freak daddy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I would never tag with El Dandy. NEVER I SAY!!!!

And I can't do that little dance either.

I want everyone to know that there is a very simple explanation for all of this. Ya see...... I volunteered to go along with these two Freaks of Nature to Mexico. We were going down there to buy some bootleg Santana 8 tracks. (Cause Freak ain't up to the times yet) So we get to the border and I realize I forgot my passport. Well these two give me this skeleton outfit and assure me that with the Day of the Dead celebration happnening I will blend right in and not be asked to show ID.

So the little charade continues when they leave me with this horse faced Mexican "hookup" while they go to the restroom, he leads me to this ring and all these people are cheering for me. I mean it is like being Prom Queen all over again. (or so Nature Boy told me) So I look across the ring and my so called 'friends' are standing over there like two Tic Tac displays. And then they start HITTING ME. Naturally I assume they got their asses drunk and forgot it was me under the mask. So I don't fight back. Since they can't hear me with all that noise from the crowd (cheering for me - not them) I resort to body language to get my point across. I am doing this little jig that I saw Freak do when Montazuma's Revenge got a hold of him earlier in the day. He must have gotten smart and realized it was me. Next thing I knew they were taking that mask off. Man was I glad. Boy it was fun watching them whup the shit out of that lousy Mexican guide who brought me here to get beat up by my own friends.

Now this should have a happy ending but it doesn't. Because I found out that they got PAID for hitting me. I thought we was all pals here. I mean, I overlooked Nature Boy making out with the Mexican pool boy that I had my eye on, but this was different. There was MONEY involved. I had to get REVENGE. So lucky for me, Big Brother Val was there. And he was mad as hell too. So we teamed up (cause I ain't teaming up with a bald headed mexican) and challenged these so called Freaks Of Nature to a grudge match.

Once that bell sounded, it was all about The Stomp Down. BBV and Me (say it fast - it rhymes) were just flat out taking these lame-o's to school. A series of Atomic Spine Drops delivered by BBV brought the ghost of Montazume back to visit ol Freak. With both hands around his rear covering his rectum (don't worry you ain't my type) BBV bounced off the ropes and hit the big boot. We were on the verge of victory - as BBV was pausing long enough to decide which leg to use to deliver the Hogan Leg Drop, when Nature Boy ran in. A cheap shot to BBV was all it took for me to run in. Man, I was flailing away, Nature Boy was trying to run, poor fool trip over Freak, flipped over the corner, did some breakdancing head spin, landed and dashed away. Only to run into my clothesline. Grabbing that long flowing peroxide head, I pulled him back into the ring and stomped away. I was on fire. BBV had Freak Boy outside the ring and working him over with his leather weight lifting belt. I paused in my assualt on the Nature Freaky inside just long enough to look out in the crowd and see the hundreds of 10 year old mexican girls and boys holding up the signs that read WE LOVE ANAL. Nature Boy knew what was coming next and he tensed up - bad move (just relax). Before he knew it, I had applied the Orifice Invader - my unbreakable submission move (think of the Mandible Claw applied to another body cavity.) Boy did he tap out.

And just to add insult further, I held Freak down while BBV hit the Hogan leg drop. Twice.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! That was the best story ever!! Total classic Double A.A.!! I was reading that to my wife ans she was rolling as well.

 

[AAP]

Since I posted the truth, Nature Boy hasn't been back on the board.

 

[the nature boy]

Since I posted the truth, Nature Boy hasn't been back on the board.

no I've been busy finding El Gigante to come find you and kick your butt.

 

[AAP]

He is still sewing the fur patches back on to his costume that he lost in our last cat fight.

You know come to think of it. El Dandy with a shaved head would look just like NYC Boy.

 

[saint808]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I would never tag with El Dandy. NEVER I SAY!!!!

And I can't do that little dance either.

I want everyone to know that there is a very simple explanation for all of this. Ya see...... I volunteered to go along with these two Freaks of Nature to Mexico. We were going down there to buy some bootleg Santana 8 tracks. (Cause Freak ain't up to the times yet) So we get to the border and I realize I forgot my passport. Well these two give me this skeleton outfit and assure me that with the Day of the Dead celebration happnening I will blend right in and not be asked to show ID.

So the little charade continues when they leave me with this horse faced Mexican "hookup" while they go to the restroom, he leads me to this ring and all these people are cheering for me. I mean it is like being Prom Queen all over again. (or so Nature Boy told me) So I look across the ring and my so called 'friends' are standing over there like two Tic Tac displays. And then they start HITTING ME. Naturally I assume they got their asses drunk and forgot it was me under the mask. So I don't fight back. Since they can't hear me with all that noise from the crowd (cheering for me - not them) I resort to body language to get my point across. I am doing this little jig that I saw Freak do when Montazuma's Revenge got a hold of him earlier in the day. He must have gotten smart and realized it was me. Next thing I knew they were taking that mask off. Man was I glad. Boy it was fun watching them whup the shit out of that lousy Mexican guide who brought me here to get beat up by my own friends.

Now this should have a happy ending but it doesn't. Because I found out that they got PAID for hitting me. I thought we was all pals here. I mean, I overlooked Nature Boy making out with the Mexican pool boy that I had my eye on, but this was different. There was MONEY involved. I had to get REVENGE. So lucky for me, Big Brother Val was there. And he was mad as hell too. So we teamed up (cause I ain't teaming up with a bald headed mexican) and challenged these so called Freaks Of Nature to a grudge match.

Once that bell sounded, it was all about The Stomp Down. BBV and Me (say it fast - it rhymes) were just flat out taking these lame-o's to school. A series of Atomic Spine Drops delivered by BBV brought the ghost of Montazume back to visit ol Freak. With both hands around his rear covering his rectum (don't worry you ain't my type) BBV bounced off the ropes and hit the big boot. We were on the verge of victory - as BBV was pausing long enough to decide which leg to use to deliver the Hogan Leg Drop, when Nature Boy ran in. A cheap shot to BBV was all it took for me to run in. Man, I was flailing away, Nature Boy was trying to run, poor fool trip over Freak, flipped over the corner, did some breakdancing head spin, landed and dashed away. Only to run into my clothesline. Grabbing that long flowing peroxide head, I pulled him back into the ring and stomped away. I was on fire. BBV had Freak Boy outside the ring and working him over with his leather weight lifting belt. I paused in my assualt on the Nature Freaky inside just long enough to look out in the crowd and see the hundreds of 10 year old mexican girls and boys holding up the signs that read WE LOVE ANAL. Nature Boy knew what was coming next and he tensed up - bad move (just relax). Before he knew it, I had applied the Orifice Invader - my unbreakable submission move (think of the Mandible Claw applied to another body cavity.) Boy did he tap out.

And just to add insult further, I held Freak down while BBV hit the Hogan leg drop. Twice.

ok that was soooo funny it actually brought tears to my eyes.

 

[the nature boy]

I hate those stories that end with me getting fucked.... in the ass.