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Ok, speak old school wrestling. What's your favorite match of all time. No table and ladders or Hardcore shit; only WRESTLING. Techiniques, speed, agility, execution, selling, telling stories in the ring!

My choice is without a doubt Owen Hart against Bret Hart at Wrestlemania 10. Take a look closely at that match and you'll see what I mean. The way Bret thinks and reacts is really cool. See the way he enters the ring after he hurt his leg on the outside; he act like it is a real injury to sell realisticly. He simply jumps on his other leg to get back on his feet and never forgets his leg through the whole match. Nobody does that. Another example, after he hit Owen with the superplex, Bret takes a few seconds to "tell his story" and show it hurt him to deliver such a suplex from the top rope before trying to pin Owen. Great work! Good "spotlights".

So, what's your choice? Trust me, watch the match I've just told you. Thank me later.
 
I've not been a fan for a long time, so I don't feel like I really know what "classic" is, but from a historical perspective, I've gotta vote Hogan and Andre the Giant just because I think many people would see that as a major turning point in the industry.

The passing of the torch, the beginning of Hulkamania, all those things.
 
Hulk Hogan / Mr. T vs "Rowdy" Roddy Piper / "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff at the first Wrestlemania in 1985. Why dunno but I feel it had something special since my 2 favourite wrestlers won (Hogan and Mr. T).
 
i like the match when steiner broke sid vicsious' leg with the lead pipe;)
 
tomlays said:
Ok, speak old school wrestling. What's your favorite match of all time. No table and ladders or Hardcore shit; only WRESTLING. Techiniques, speed, agility, execution, selling, telling stories in the ring!

My choice is without a doubt Owen Hart against Bret Hart at Wrestlemania 10. Take a look closely at that match and you'll see what I mean. The way Bret thinks and reacts is really cool. See the way he enters the ring after he hurt his leg on the outside; he act like it is a real injury to sell realisticly. He simply jumps on his other leg to get back on his feet and never forgets his leg through the whole match. Nobody does that. Another example, after he hit Owen with the superplex, Bret takes a few seconds to "tell his story" and show it hurt him to deliver such a suplex from the top rope before trying to pin Owen. Great work! Good "spotlights".

So, what's your choice? Trust me, watch the match I've just told you. Thank me later.
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by any chance do you have a mullet?
 
It has to be Royal Rumbel...i dunno what year...the two last people standing was Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior..they just looked at each other..then walked slowly towards each other..shok hands, and raised each other arm..it was exellent..i was also a kid, so the whole Wrestling magic was alot bigger back then.
 
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by any chance do you have a mullet?
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if you always take dumb chances like that in life, I could bet with you any day. The answer is no. Classic wrestling rules! If you know what you are talking about. You'Re not an expert, aren't you?
 
MrMuscle said:
It has to be Royal Rumbel...i dunno what year...the two last people standing was Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior..they just looked at each other..then walked slowly towards each other..shok hands, and raised each other arm..it was exellent..i was also a kid, so the whole Wrestling magic was alot bigger back then.
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I know what you mean. The magic was there when we were kids. The magic might be gone but the memories remain.
 
Rick and Scott Steiner vs. Bret and Owen Hart.

The highlist was when Scott hoisted Owen up in a suplex, held him and then turned iti into a sit down piledriver after dropping Owen from his shoulder to his lap and sitting down. NEVER EVER saw that move before or again.

Thunderbolt Patterson vs. Abdullah the Butcher. The first blood bath that I ever saw with Abdullah being on the bloody end and Thunderbolt never shedding a drop.

Nikita Koloff vs. Magnum TA best of seven for the U.S. title.
 
WXVI: Warrior vs. Hogan

It was the first time sometime beat hogan "fair and square". I was never a big Hulk Hogan fan was was glad to see sometime finally kick out off that stupid leg drop.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Rick and Scott Steiner vs. Bret and Owen Hart.

The highlist was when Scott hoisted Owen up in a suplex, held him and then turned iti into a sit down piledriver after dropping Owen from his shoulder to his lap and sitting down. NEVER EVER saw that move before or again.
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it's called the steiner screwdriver, he did it in ECW in one of their maybe 6 matches there and he used to do it in japan a lot.... it's brutal and if you mess it up well you drop a guy right on his head.... totally outlawed here now with all the neck injuries.
 
saint808 said:


it's called the steiner screwdriver, he did it in ECW in one of their maybe 6 matches there and he used to do it in japan a lot.... it's brutal and if you mess it up well you drop a guy right on his head.... totally outlawed here now with all the neck injuries.
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Man, it was a devastating move. It has to be the most high impact move I have ever seen. I would make any wrestler sign a statement saying they would never use that on me. It is just sick.

The next one would be the DVD driver off the second rope.
 
can you buy classic wrestling matches like this and all the story lines and such in the states? on VHS or DVD? id sure like to get some of them. a back to childhood kinda thing.
 
Mr. Wrestling I and Mr. Wrestling II vs. Andre the Giant and Tommy Rich.

Highlight - Mr. Wrestling I had Tommy Rich caught in his finishing move the sleeper, Tommy Rich was drooping down to the canvas, Andre the Giant decided to make the save, he pushed the top rope down, and lifted one leg over it and was about to straddle the rope, Mr. Wrestling II came in, ran across the ring, jumped on the second turnbuckle besides Andre and then jumped up, twisted and delivered his finishing move The Knee Lift to Andre while he was still straddling the ropes. Andre fell backwards, fell off the apron of the ring and toppled over the guard rail into the crowd. Tommy Rich succumbed to the sleeper hold and the two masked men were the winners.
 
Ok, one of my most memorable matches. And it is not one that any of you ever saw. It had to do with a 45 year old man from my old gym. His name was Danny. He wrestled as The Punisher in Fort Valley, GA. A local wrestling program that is famous for sheltering has been stars like Jake the Snake, Koko B Ware, Big Bossman when they were in between federations or drying out, or washed up or whatever.

Anyway, the current darling of Fort Valley was the quarter back at the local community college. He was suppose to be the next Heismen Trophy Winner, (yet didn't come within sniffing distance), so....... anyway The Punisher (Danny) was in the ring one night, the kid was sitting in the first row (he wasn't a wrestler --- yet.) And Danny decided to have some fun. He kicked the kids popcorn bucket and shoved him. As with the nature of wrestling, that became an "incident" with the kid wanting to wrestle during his break from football season. Ok, so anyway, he gets a little training and the promoter thinks that if he lets the kid win Danny's belt, it will increase the ticket purchase each Friday night. Now keep in mind, that I have never been to a wrestling match before. Danny kept trying to give away tickets in the gym to his friends. So one night, we all decided to go. It was the night that the promoter told Danny that he was going to lose his belt to this kid. This was out of the blue, Danny didn't have a clue to what was going to happen. The kid only had one match previously. And it was against a nobody. Danny was MAD!! He was livid, the promoter then told Danny if he didn't do it, he would be fired. Since Danny made most of his money renting himself as a punching bag out to WWF or WCW when they came to nearby terrorities, he didn't want that to happen. WWF or WCW will not use you unless you are affiliated with some other company.

So...... 7 of us show up and Danny tells us what happens. Oh well we say and sit down. But Danny decides that if the kid wants the belt, he is going to put some lumps on him. The kid only had 8 weeks left before football practice started again.

So.... the matches start and the main event is Danny and this kid. Danny comes out as The Punisher - mask and all.....

(now let me tell you this was taking place in a VFW bingo hall and it was smokey, loud, rednecks around. I kid you not. Really trashy place.)

We are yelling "Go Danny, Go Danny, Go get him....." We are in third row (there were only about 5 rows on each side of the ring total) And these people ahead of us are turning around and saying... "his name is Punisher and he is going to lose. You need to shut the hell up." Me and two others stand up and go 'What did you say?" And the guys talking shit look at us and change his mind, saying " I said you all look like you need to be in there."

So Danny is just flat out whipping this boys ass. The promoter told him he had to lose, but he didn't say how. Danny is landing tight closed fists to this kids head - for real. The kid is yelping and trying to get out of the ring.... Danny follows him and knocks the hell out of him with a chair. Danny puts an utter hellacious beat down on this kid that has him looking like a car wreck. His chest is bleeding and the skin is peeling from Danny's chops. Anyway, comes time to lose, the kid can't support himself to stand up. So Danny picks the kid up like a bodyslam and starts twitching his leg like his knee is giving out. He falls and lets the kid land on top, The referee counts to three and the kid still doesn't move. Danny rolls him off himself and then launches a post match attack. After ward, the kid can not stand up or walk.


So for the next 4 weeks, the kid only did interviews. His next match was a tag team match and he never got in the ring. He was still black and blue from Danny's assaults. Now when he was doing interviews, although it was not called for, Danny would still bust out and attack him. This kid was totally horrified at Danny. His very last match before football season had him losing to Danny so Danny could get his belt back. The kid never showed up for his last match. Danny had completely brainwashed him with violence.

it was the most relentless beating I ever saw. If anyone ever did me that way, I would come back with a gun. And then beating him horribly that night was not enough, Danny had to continue his assualt each week as the kid was giving an interview. Man, it was funny as hell at times.
 
i saw a tope rope michinoku driver at an indy card once... it looked awesome...

check out e-bay for classic wrestling they have a bunch on there. Somehwere in my archives is a best of lawler tape... makes yoiu realize how incredible he was back in the day.
 
saint808 said:
i saw a tope rope michinoku driver at an indy card once... it looked awesome...

check out e-bay for classic wrestling they have a bunch on there. Somehwere in my archives is a best of lawler tape... makes yoiu realize how incredible he was back in the day.
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Was? Shit he still is the man.
 
Warrior beating Hogan. My cousin was a Hogan fan. I was the Warrior fan. I ran around the house like a nut after that match.

Not really a classic moment, but Warrior's return a few years ago was pretty cool when he wrestled HHH. HHH put him in the pedigree, and couldn't even get his hands to connect b/c Warrior's shoulders were so huge. Warrior kicked out, gorilla pressed him, jumped on him. Match over.
 
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Warrior beating Hogan. My cousin was a Hogan fine. I was the Warrior fan. I ran around the house like a nut after that match.

Not really a classic moment, but Warrior's return a few years ago was pretty cool when he wrestled HHH. HHH put him in the pedigree, and couldn't even get his hands to connect b/c Warrior's shoulders were so huge. Warrior kicked out, gorilla pressed him, jumped on him. Match over.
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You can download the entire match off Morpheus.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Ok, one of my most memorable matches. And it is not one that any of you ever saw. It had to do with a 45 year old man from my old gym. His name was Danny. He wrestled as The Punisher in Fort Valley, GA. A local wrestling program that is famous for sheltering has been stars like Jake the Snake, Koko B Ware, Big Bossman when they were in between federations or drying out, or washed up or whatever.

Anyway, the current darling of Fort Valley was the quarter back at the local community college. He was suppose to be the next Heismen Trophy Winner, (yet didn't come within sniffing distance), so....... anyway The Punisher (Danny) was in the ring one night, the kid was sitting in the first row (he wasn't a wrestler --- yet.) And Danny decided to have some fun. He kicked the kids popcorn bucket and shoved him. As with the nature of wrestling, that became an "incident" with the kid wanting to wrestle during his break from football season. Ok, so anyway, he gets a little training and the promoter thinks that if he lets the kid win Danny's belt, it will increase the ticket purchase each Friday night. Now keep in mind, that I have never been to a wrestling match before. Danny kept trying to give away tickets in the gym to his friends. So one night, we all decided to go. It was the night that the promoter told Danny that he was going to lose his belt to this kid. This was out of the blue, Danny didn't have a clue to what was going to happen. The kid only had one match previously. And it was against a nobody. Danny was MAD!! He was livid, the promoter then told Danny if he didn't do it, he would be fired. Since Danny made most of his money renting himself as a punching bag out to WWF or WCW when they came to nearby terrorities, he didn't want that to happen. WWF or WCW will not use you unless you are affiliated with some other company.

So...... 7 of us show up and Danny tells us what happens. Oh well we say and sit down. But Danny decides that if the kid wants the belt, he is going to put some lumps on him. The kid only had 8 weeks left before football practice started again.

So.... the matches start and the main event is Danny and this kid. Danny comes out as The Punisher - mask and all.....

(now let me tell you this was taking place in a VFW bingo hall and it was smokey, loud, rednecks around. I kid you not. Really trashy place.)

We are yelling "Go Danny, Go Danny, Go get him....." We are in third row (there were only about 5 rows on each side of the ring total) And these people ahead of us are turning around and saying... "his name is Punisher and he is going to lose. You need to shut the hell up." Me and two others stand up and go 'What did you say?" And the guys talking shit look at us and change his mind, saying " I said you all look like you need to be in there."

So Danny is just flat out whipping this boys ass. The promoter told him he had to lose, but he didn't say how. Danny is landing tight closed fists to this kids head - for real. The kid is yelping and trying to get out of the ring.... Danny follows him and knocks the hell out of him with a chair. Danny puts an utter hellacious beat down on this kid that has him looking like a car wreck. His chest is bleeding and the skin is peeling from Danny's chops. Anyway, comes time to lose, the kid can't support himself to stand up. So Danny picks the kid up like a bodyslam and starts twitching his leg like his knee is giving out. He falls and lets the kid land on top, The referee counts to three and the kid still doesn't move. Danny rolls him off himself and then launches a post match attack. After ward, the kid can not stand up or walk.


So for the next 4 weeks, the kid only did interviews. His next match was a tag team match and he never got in the ring. He was still black and blue from Danny's assaults. Now when he was doing interviews, although it was not called for, Danny would still bust out and attack him. This kid was totally horrified at Danny. His very last match before football season had him losing to Danny so Danny could get his belt back. The kid never showed up for his last match. Danny had completely brainwashed him with violence.

it was the most relentless beating I ever saw. If anyone ever did me that way, I would come back with a gun. And then beating him horribly that night was not enough, Danny had to continue his assualt each week as the kid was giving an interview. Man, it was funny as hell at times.
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Great story!!
 
Man, you should have seen it in person. Danny just cold cut beat this dude's ass. If this was on the street, it was be aggravated assualt.

I will tell you how bad of a beating this kid got. Back when the WWF and WCW feed jobbers (i.e. Rocky King, George South, Denny Brown, etc..) to their top stars like Nikita Koloff, Ric Flair, Goldberg, etc... the jobbers ALWAYS got in a hit or a kick at times. Nikita would always shrug off a hit or something. But the point is, that the jobber always got a hit or kick in.

Not in this case. Danny was 150% offense. He beat this kid so badly, that when he would throw him into the ropes, it wasn't even a throw. More like a shove, the kid couldn't run the ropes. When he hit the ropes, you would have sworn that some stole the ring ropes and replaced them with 2x4's. Meaning that he would hit the ropes and collasped face first down instead of bouncing off them.

Danny was sadistic to him. Danny picked him up and delivered a running powerslam (aka The British Bulldog and JYD) and the poor boy just folded up on the mat. Danny covered him, 1-2 got up and walked off. Taunted the crowd, came back and laid down on him again. 1-2, Danny got up and stretched and yawned. Taunted the crowd, laid back down on him again, 1-2 pulled him up by his hair. Then Danny goes over, runs to the ropes and comes back, jumps in the air, and lands with his boot on the boy's fingers. Man, he was brutal.

The promoter kept trying to keep Danny from attacking the kid during his interviews and Danny would play it off saying "awwww.. it makes it look realistic. You know I am just playing." Thing is, he was NOT playing. He was seriously putting the hurt on that kid. And he and the promoter both knew Danny was full of shit and just saying that. So the promoter would go out of his way to stop the attacks by Danny. But Danny was innovative. He would jump out of the audience. Finally the promoter scheduled the kid to appear in the ring with several other wrestlers for his "victory celebration." However, it was just an excuse to give the kid some exposure while having people there to keep Danny from attacking him. But Danny was too smart. Before the event was even under way, while they were still selling tickets at the box office, Danny had the girl to page the kid, tell him to come to the box office to meet someone. Which was not unusual, because sometimes the wrestlers had friends who stopped by at the last minute looking for free tickets. The kid shows up and Danny jumps him right there in the ticket booth.

The only other match the kid wrestled was in a tag team match. And he wrestled Danny and his partner. The kid never got in the ring. Danny would get in, wrestle the other tag opponent and then launch himself over at the kid with an elbow or something. Eventually to save the kid, his partner let Danny's partner pin him and end the match. The kid ran back to the dressing room.
 
Great story Double A!!!
It was back in 84, and I was at the Cincinnati Gardens watching the NWA. It was a great card. Midnight Express Vs. The Road Warriors, Magnum T.A. Vs. Nikita Koloff in a 4 corner chain match, but the main event was Ricky Morton Vs. Ric Flair for the NWA Championship. This might have been one of the most brutal matches I have ever witnessed. The match was a total shoot, from beginning to end. Ricky Morton already had a broken nose and major scrapes and burns to his face thanks to The Horsemen. The match was an absolute bloodbath. Their were fans three rows deep with blood on them. Both Morton and Flairs chest were blistered and bleeding from the chops they were giving each other. Then Morton took Flair outside the ring and rubbed his face in the concrete floor until blood just gushed from Flairs face and forehead. You could hardly see eithers face due to the crimson masks of blood both men were wearing. Flair ended up putting Morton in the figure 4 and retaining the title. Rumor had it, that both men had to spend the night in Cincinnatis Good Samaritan Hospital. It was incredible.
 
freak daddy said:
Great story Double A!!!
It was back in 84, and I was at the Cincinnati Gardens watching the NWA. It was a great card. Midnight Express Vs. The Road Warriors, Magnum T.A. Vs. Nikita Koloff in a 4 corner chain match, but the main event was Ricky Morton Vs. Ric Flair for the NWA Championship. This might have been one of the most brutal matches I have ever witnessed. The match was a total shoot, from beginning to end. Ricky Morton already had a broken nose and major scrapes and burns to his face thanks to The Horsemen. The match was an absolute bloodbath. Their were fans three rows deep with blood on them. Both Morton and Flairs chest were blistered and bleeding from the chops they were giving each other. Then Morton took Flair outside the ring and rubbed his face in the concrete floor until blood just gushed from Flairs face and forehead. You could hardly see eithers face due to the crimson masks of blood both men were wearing. Flair ended up putting Morton in the figure 4 and retaining the title. Rumor had it, that both men had to spend the night in Cincinnatis Good Samaritan Hospital. It was incredible.
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see, in reality flair would have killed him in 10 seconds. Ricky Morton!?!?!? He shouldn't be in the same ring as flair! or in the same arena! or in the same state!
 
Another memorable match was a Mexican Death Match with me(Freak Daddy)and Nature Boy Vs. El Dandy and LaParka. The match started with Nature Boy and El Dandy squaring off. The action started fast and furious with Nature Boy finally getting El Dandy in our corner, and throwing down a half dozen burrito chops to the chest. These chops sounded like mexican M-80s . Now that the ref finally pulled Nature Boy out of the corner, I proceeded to choke El Dandy and shove a bag of nachos with jalepenos down his throat. As El Dandy comes out of the corner screaming agua,agua, and that's when Nature Boy landed a devastating flying enchilada. As El Dandy lies motionless on the mat, Natch tags me in. I decide to climb to the top turnbuckle and deliver the twisting, spinning quarter salsa buster. I could have went for the 1,2,3 right there but I did'nt. I decided to go for the devastating Hogan leg drop...BAD MOVE. El Dandy somehow, amazingly got out of the way of the most pathetic move in wrestling. I would'nt have tried it but Big Brother Val was in thje first row screaming at me to do it. Plus he paid me 500 dollars to try to execute the dumbass move.

Back to the match. By now La Parka was tagged in and was stomping the mexican buffett I had for lunch out of me. Then for some odd reason La Parka decided to perfom his little dance which gave me plenty of time to tag in The Nature Boy. Now Natch whips La Parka into the ropes and delivers an immaculate super taco kick. Now with La Parka in the center of the ring Natch decides to unmask La Parka. It took a little effort but Natch succeeded. With disbelief in our eyes La Parka was unveiled to be Anal Assplorer. With Anal Assplorer trying to hide his face, Nature Boy applies the figure four and A.A. taps out. As Natch and Freaks hands were being raised in victory they were violently attacked by El Dandy. The attack did'nt last long as we proceeded to tie El Dandy in the top two ropes and punish him with no mercy. As Nature Boy laid in those devastating burrito chops, I decided to shave El Dandy's head. This caused a riot, for the simple fact that El Dandy's popularity is so overwhelming in Mexico. We barely escaped with our lives, but we did leave Mexico victorious.
 
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see, in reality flair would have killed him in 10 seconds. Ricky Morton!?!?!? He shouldn't be in the same ring as flair! or in the same arena! or in the same state!
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Rumor had it that Morton was a mean as hell. Real quick tempered, and not afraid to shoot.
 
freak daddy said:

Rumor had it that Morton was a mean as hell. Real quick tempered, and not afraid to shoot.
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yeah i have heard that too, but then why is it when somone gets beat for a long time they call it "playing ricky morton" you never know what to believe anymore :)
 
freak daddy said:
Another memorable match was a Mexican Death Match with me(Freak Daddy)and Nature Boy Vs. El Dandy and LaParka. The match started with Nature Boy and El Dandy squaring off. The action started fast and furious with Nature Boy finally getting El Dandy in our corner, and throwing down a half dozen burrito chops to the chest. These chops sounded like mexican M-80s . Now that the ref finally pulled Nature Boy out of the corner, I proceeded to choke El Dandy and shove a bag of nachos with jalepenos down his throat. As El Dandy comes out of the corner screaming agua,agua, and that's when Nature Boy landed a devastating flying enchilada. As El Dandy lies motionless on the mat, Natch tags me in. I decide to climb to the top turnbuckle and deliver the twisting, spinning quarter salsa buster. I could have went for the 1,2,3 right there but I did'nt. I decided to go for the devastating Hogan leg drop...BAD MOVE. El Dandy somehow, amazingly got out of the way of the most pathetic move in wrestling. I would'nt have tried it but Big Brother Val was in thje first row screaming at me to do it. Plus he paid me 500 dollars to try to execute the dumbass move.

Back to the match. By now La Parka was tagged in and was stomping the mexican buffett I had for lunch out of me. Then for some odd reason La Parka decided to perfom his little dance which gave me plenty of time to tag in The Nature Boy. Now Natch whips La Parka into the ropes and delivers an immaculate super taco kick. Now with La Parka in the center of the ring Natch decides to unmask La Parka. It took a little effort but Natch succeeded. With disbelief in our eyes La Parka was unveiled to be Anal Assplorer. With Anal Assplorer trying to hide his face, Nature Boy applies the figure four and A.A. taps out. As Natch and Freaks hands were being raised in victory they were violently attacked by El Dandy. The attack did'nt last long as we proceeded to tie El Dandy in the top two ropes and punish him with no mercy. As Nature Boy laid in those devastating burrito chops, I decided to shave El Dandy's head. This caused a riot, for the simple fact that El Dandy's popularity is so overwhelming in Mexico. We barely escaped with our lives, but we did leave Mexico victorious.
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LMAO!!!!! Holy Shit that was funny as hell. agua agua!!! I'm laughing my ass of at the office and people are asking me what's so funny. Oh man. You're a trip FD.

Bravo!
 
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LMAO!!!!! Holy Shit that was funny as hell. agua agua!!! I'm laughing my ass of at the office and people are asking me what's so funny. Oh man. You're a trip FD.

Bravo!
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I don't know where the hell that came from. My wrestling fantasty, I guess! I thought you might appreciate that Nature Boy.;)
 
FD is going to have a whole mess of luchadors looking for him now. I hear Silver King is real pissed. They're thinking of bringing El Gigante out of retirement to find Fread Daddy.
 
I can't wait to see what the NWO is going to do tonight on raw!
 
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FD is going to have a whole mess of luchadors looking for him now. I hear Silver King is real pissed. They're thinking of bringing El Gigante out of retirement to find Fread Daddy.
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Silver really is'nt too mad. Now that the Nature Boy and I shaved El Dandy's head, Silver King is claimimg to be the best looking luchador.
 
freak daddy said:

Silver really is'nt too mad. Now that the Nature Boy and I shaved El Dandy's head, Silver King is claimimg to be the best looking luchador.
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I think lizmark jr has something to say about that.
 
All this Luchador talk has me thinking? Hmmmmm . . .

I got it !!! The WWF needs to bring in the LWO (Luchador World Order) form WCW to put an ass whipping on the NWO. Now that would be cool. :D
 
Ok, ok . . . after watching Golddust and Taz play around in a reach-around hardcore match, right. It occured to me that they need to 86 the garbage cans and lids. Taz losing b/c he was hit over the head with a lid? C'mon, that hurts about as bad as a mal-nurished mesquito on downers gumming you to death.
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I would never tag with El Dandy. NEVER I SAY!!!!

And I can't do that little dance either.

I want everyone to know that there is a very simple explanation for all of this. Ya see...... I volunteered to go along with these two Freaks of Nature to Mexico. We were going down there to buy some bootleg Santana 8 tracks. (Cause Freak ain't up to the times yet) So we get to the border and I realize I forgot my passport. Well these two give me this skeleton outfit and assure me that with the Day of the Dead celebration happnening I will blend right in and not be asked to show ID.

So the little charade continues when they leave me with this horse faced Mexican "hookup" while they go to the restroom, he leads me to this ring and all these people are cheering for me. I mean it is like being Prom Queen all over again. (or so Nature Boy told me) So I look across the ring and my so called 'friends' are standing over there like two Tic Tac displays. And then they start HITTING ME. Naturally I assume they got their asses drunk and forgot it was me under the mask. So I don't fight back. Since they can't hear me with all that noise from the crowd (cheering for me - not them) I resort to body language to get my point across. I am doing this little jig that I saw Freak do when Montazuma's Revenge got a hold of him earlier in the day. He must have gotten smart and realized it was me. Next thing I knew they were taking that mask off. Man was I glad. Boy it was fun watching them whup the shit out of that lousy Mexican guide who brought me here to get beat up by my own friends.

Now this should have a happy ending but it doesn't. Because I found out that they got PAID for hitting me. I thought we was all pals here. I mean, I overlooked Nature Boy making out with the Mexican pool boy that I had my eye on, but this was different. There was MONEY involved. I had to get REVENGE. So lucky for me, Big Brother Val was there. And he was mad as hell too. So we teamed up (cause I ain't teaming up with a bald headed mexican) and challenged these so called Freaks Of Nature to a grudge match.

Once that bell sounded, it was all about The Stomp Down. BBV and Me (say it fast - it rhymes) were just flat out taking these lame-o's to school. A series of Atomic Spine Drops delivered by BBV brought the ghost of Montazume back to visit ol Freak. With both hands around his rear covering his rectum (don't worry you ain't my type) BBV bounced off the ropes and hit the big boot. We were on the verge of victory - as BBV was pausing long enough to decide which leg to use to deliver the Hogan Leg Drop, when Nature Boy ran in. A cheap shot to BBV was all it took for me to run in. Man, I was flailing away, Nature Boy was trying to run, poor fool trip over Freak, flipped over the corner, did some breakdancing head spin, landed and dashed away. Only to run into my clothesline. Grabbing that long flowing peroxide head, I pulled him back into the ring and stomped away. I was on fire. BBV had Freak Boy outside the ring and working him over with his leather weight lifting belt. I paused in my assualt on the Nature Freaky inside just long enough to look out in the crowd and see the hundreds of 10 year old mexican girls and boys holding up the signs that read WE LOVE ANAL. Nature Boy knew what was coming next and he tensed up - bad move (just relax). Before he knew it, I had applied the Orifice Invader - my unbreakable submission move (think of the Mandible Claw applied to another body cavity.) Boy did he tap out.

And just to add insult further, I held Freak down while BBV hit the Hogan leg drop. Twice.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I would never tag with El Dandy. NEVER I SAY!!!!

And I can't do that little dance either.

I want everyone to know that there is a very simple explanation for all of this. Ya see...... I volunteered to go along with these two Freaks of Nature to Mexico. We were going down there to buy some bootleg Santana 8 tracks. (Cause Freak ain't up to the times yet) So we get to the border and I realize I forgot my passport. Well these two give me this skeleton outfit and assure me that with the Day of the Dead celebration happnening I will blend right in and not be asked to show ID.

So the little charade continues when they leave me with this horse faced Mexican "hookup" while they go to the restroom, he leads me to this ring and all these people are cheering for me. I mean it is like being Prom Queen all over again. (or so Nature Boy told me) So I look across the ring and my so called 'friends' are standing over there like two Tic Tac displays. And then they start HITTING ME. Naturally I assume they got their asses drunk and forgot it was me under the mask. So I don't fight back. Since they can't hear me with all that noise from the crowd (cheering for me - not them) I resort to body language to get my point across. I am doing this little jig that I saw Freak do when Montazuma's Revenge got a hold of him earlier in the day. He must have gotten smart and realized it was me. Next thing I knew they were taking that mask off. Man was I glad. Boy it was fun watching them whup the shit out of that lousy Mexican guide who brought me here to get beat up by my own friends.

Now this should have a happy ending but it doesn't. Because I found out that they got PAID for hitting me. I thought we was all pals here. I mean, I overlooked Nature Boy making out with the Mexican pool boy that I had my eye on, but this was different. There was MONEY involved. I had to get REVENGE. So lucky for me, Big Brother Val was there. And he was mad as hell too. So we teamed up (cause I ain't teaming up with a bald headed mexican) and challenged these so called Freaks Of Nature to a grudge match.

Once that bell sounded, it was all about The Stomp Down. BBV and Me (say it fast - it rhymes) were just flat out taking these lame-o's to school. A series of Atomic Spine Drops delivered by BBV brought the ghost of Montazume back to visit ol Freak. With both hands around his rear covering his rectum (don't worry you ain't my type) BBV bounced off the ropes and hit the big boot. We were on the verge of victory - as BBV was pausing long enough to decide which leg to use to deliver the Hogan Leg Drop, when Nature Boy ran in. A cheap shot to BBV was all it took for me to run in. Man, I was flailing away, Nature Boy was trying to run, poor fool trip over Freak, flipped over the corner, did some breakdancing head spin, landed and dashed away. Only to run into my clothesline. Grabbing that long flowing peroxide head, I pulled him back into the ring and stomped away. I was on fire. BBV had Freak Boy outside the ring and working him over with his leather weight lifting belt. I paused in my assualt on the Nature Freaky inside just long enough to look out in the crowd and see the hundreds of 10 year old mexican girls and boys holding up the signs that read WE LOVE ANAL. Nature Boy knew what was coming next and he tensed up - bad move (just relax). Before he knew it, I had applied the Orifice Invader - my unbreakable submission move (think of the Mandible Claw applied to another body cavity.) Boy did he tap out.

And just to add insult further, I held Freak down while BBV hit the Hogan leg drop. Twice.
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! That was the best story ever!! Total classic Double A.A.!! I was reading that to my wife ans she was rolling as well.
 
Since I posted the truth, Nature Boy hasn't been back on the board.
 
He is still sewing the fur patches back on to his costume that he lost in our last cat fight.

You know come to think of it. El Dandy with a shaved head would look just like NYC Boy.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I would never tag with El Dandy. NEVER I SAY!!!!

And I can't do that little dance either.

I want everyone to know that there is a very simple explanation for all of this. Ya see...... I volunteered to go along with these two Freaks of Nature to Mexico. We were going down there to buy some bootleg Santana 8 tracks. (Cause Freak ain't up to the times yet) So we get to the border and I realize I forgot my passport. Well these two give me this skeleton outfit and assure me that with the Day of the Dead celebration happnening I will blend right in and not be asked to show ID.

So the little charade continues when they leave me with this horse faced Mexican "hookup" while they go to the restroom, he leads me to this ring and all these people are cheering for me. I mean it is like being Prom Queen all over again. (or so Nature Boy told me) So I look across the ring and my so called 'friends' are standing over there like two Tic Tac displays. And then they start HITTING ME. Naturally I assume they got their asses drunk and forgot it was me under the mask. So I don't fight back. Since they can't hear me with all that noise from the crowd (cheering for me - not them) I resort to body language to get my point across. I am doing this little jig that I saw Freak do when Montazuma's Revenge got a hold of him earlier in the day. He must have gotten smart and realized it was me. Next thing I knew they were taking that mask off. Man was I glad. Boy it was fun watching them whup the shit out of that lousy Mexican guide who brought me here to get beat up by my own friends.

Now this should have a happy ending but it doesn't. Because I found out that they got PAID for hitting me. I thought we was all pals here. I mean, I overlooked Nature Boy making out with the Mexican pool boy that I had my eye on, but this was different. There was MONEY involved. I had to get REVENGE. So lucky for me, Big Brother Val was there. And he was mad as hell too. So we teamed up (cause I ain't teaming up with a bald headed mexican) and challenged these so called Freaks Of Nature to a grudge match.

Once that bell sounded, it was all about The Stomp Down. BBV and Me (say it fast - it rhymes) were just flat out taking these lame-o's to school. A series of Atomic Spine Drops delivered by BBV brought the ghost of Montazume back to visit ol Freak. With both hands around his rear covering his rectum (don't worry you ain't my type) BBV bounced off the ropes and hit the big boot. We were on the verge of victory - as BBV was pausing long enough to decide which leg to use to deliver the Hogan Leg Drop, when Nature Boy ran in. A cheap shot to BBV was all it took for me to run in. Man, I was flailing away, Nature Boy was trying to run, poor fool trip over Freak, flipped over the corner, did some breakdancing head spin, landed and dashed away. Only to run into my clothesline. Grabbing that long flowing peroxide head, I pulled him back into the ring and stomped away. I was on fire. BBV had Freak Boy outside the ring and working him over with his leather weight lifting belt. I paused in my assualt on the Nature Freaky inside just long enough to look out in the crowd and see the hundreds of 10 year old mexican girls and boys holding up the signs that read WE LOVE ANAL. Nature Boy knew what was coming next and he tensed up - bad move (just relax). Before he knew it, I had applied the Orifice Invader - my unbreakable submission move (think of the Mandible Claw applied to another body cavity.) Boy did he tap out.

And just to add insult further, I held Freak down while BBV hit the Hogan leg drop. Twice.
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ok that was soooo funny it actually brought tears to my eyes.
 
Just like I hate riding around in the back of an El Camino wearing a skeleton suit.
 
The Whole F/N Show said:
WXVI: Warrior vs. Hogan

It was the first time sometime beat hogan "fair and square". I was never a big Hulk Hogan fan was was glad to see sometime finally kick out off that stupid leg drop.
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I'll have to respond to these in turn. As I missed this post.


Just for the record... Hogan missed that Legdrop... Warrior didn't kick out.


The first to kick out was Sid Vicious... Wrestlemania 8 or 9.
 
Okay... first Double A, your story was fantastic.


The Freak Daddy wrestling match made me nearly piss myself.

Then the main event, Double A's play by play of our incredible victory of the Nature Boy and Freak Daddy...

HOLY SHIT!!!

That was great!

I'm still laughing.

Absolutely classic.

Thanks for bumping that, Double A.

That just made my whole fuckin' week.
 
Big Brother Val said:



I'll have to respond to these in turn. As I missed this post.


Just for the record... Hogan missed that Legdrop... Warrior didn't kick out.


The first to kick out was Sid Vicious... Wrestlemania 8 or 9.
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It was at Wrestlemania 8 in the main event; no title on the line. oh! and Hogan is facing the Rock tomorrow and I will be there. I'll write a recap of my journey tuesday; I am going to Raw the night after also.
 
From a PURE technical standpoint, it's hard to get any better than Bret vs. Owen or Bret vs. Benoit. But for the whole package, Bret vs. Stone Cold used to be a helluva show. That was back in the days before Austin was hobbled with injuries, and was actually a really sound technical wrestler. They had incredible chemistry in the ring together, and the storyline was one of the best ever.
 
Bret Hart VS British Bulldog - Summerslam '92, there was that much hype for that match that they put this match last (after the World title), if i recall correctly this event was in London, i'm not sure though!
 
Doomsday Jesus said:
This is a great thread. The Nature Boy and I are still revered in Mexico. The Freaks of Nature are forever.
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Next time you see Hector Garza and Super Calo... tell em that they suck.
 
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