Twelve whole gay men? Really? Holy shit! You truly are a man of the world! And I'd take that bet any day.
This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. And I'm ignoring the fact that neither "expectance," nor "authorative" are words.
You're doing a helluva job denigrating them, despite your own shortcomings.
AAP's argument is prima facie narcissistic bullshit. Of course, yours is based on your direct experience with 12 - count 'em 12 - gay men, which makes your case total BS as well.
Whatever happened to, "I'm not trying to denigrate them!" Here's a wild idea: since the gay population is merely a subset of the general population, does it not stand to reason that we look like, I dunno, EVERYONE ELSE? I realize things may be a bit different on the set of "Deliverance" where you live, but having inhabited a number of cities -- large and small -- I can say most gay men look like other men.
And I'm sure that was the case, out there in God's country at a "club" filled with all of 10 people. Not exactly what one would call a competitive market. Try your little experiment in NYC, Miami, LA, or London on a Saturday night. You'll find that you blend in with the wallpaper quite quickly.
In my experience, straight guys are attractive until they open their mouths. At which point most, but not all, reveal themselves as being both stupid and boring. Straight boys would do well to take the advice they are want to give attractive women and simply, "shut up and look pretty."