would you pray for me??

[buddy28]

having a good day?

 

[huntmaster]

I am having a great day--even though it is about to end.



I am really just trying to get a few more posts before bed so I can keep my numbers up

 

[buddy28]

HuntMaster...

your a Christian right? Check out my post about the coming apocolypse. U might find it interesting.



Im off to bed.


But gotta pray for Decem before I go to sleep!

 

[huntmaster]

Yes sir I am Christian--I saw your post and read the headline and figured I would catch it in the morning--I got to go to the Dentist tomorrow.

 

[decem]

do you guys hold your hands together while you pray? what about making that little steeple with your index fingers..??

so.. um.. does that make your prayers get to god that much quicker.. or maybe with less distortion.. when you do that??

 

[WODIN]

I'll pray for your soul so that you don't burn in hell for all eternity but rather suffer in pergatory or limbo.

 

[decem]

so.. if you're in limbo.. do you have to constantly keep bending over backwards and walking underneath sticks? cuz.. that'd suck.. if that's the case.. pray for me to go to pergatory... k?


btw.. why do you think pergatory isn't in any buddhist manual or script or whatever.. or in the quran (shit.. how do you spell that again?)... ??? what about hinduism.. is there any hindu belief in pergatory? didn't think so..



ok.. if any of you holy rollers are still up.. for the other 75% of the world that doesn't believe in your god.. or follow your religions practices.. what's gonna happen to them?


btw.. can you pray for me to get some extra caffeine in my next cup of starbucks? the last one didn't quite do the trick.. cool.. thx..

 

[WODIN]

I think you should run into the barn and hide from GOD in discrace for your sacreligous behavoir!!!

Do you fuck sheep? Pigs? Cows? Huh?

BTW - I am an ishanta bhuddist.

Aum namani padme hum.

 

[decem]

i fucked a pig once.. it was more exciting than #2...



how long you been studying buddhism.. (and don't say.. "long enough to know that you shouldn't be bashing other religions").. ?? why did you pic the ishanta sect? i really don't know shit about sects and what not.. i'm still picking it up.. i've read books here and there.. just haven't had the energy to delve that deep into it yet..

and how does "aum namani padme hum" translate to english? om-mani-padme-hum translates to "hail to the jewel in the lotus".. but seeing as it's obviously from a different sect or teaching.. i'm sure it's slightly varied.. just curious...

 

[theoak01]

If you asked me to stop....I'd stop.

exactly,but a persons religious views would not make me rule them out of my prayers