Would you let your girl go to a male strip club?

[Warik]

I've just been faced with an interesting scenario.

My girl and I have been together for 7 months. She turned 21 yesterday. Her friends (or, should I rephrase, her bitch friend whom I despise greatly and WISH I could show her some hurtin') were going to surprise her by taking her to a male strip club. My girl managed to get the information out of them. She told me that they were going to take her to a male strip club tonight. I told her absolutely not. After further insisting, I told her that I would be angry beyond all precedent if she did go.

What would you do?

Comments on what I did?

-Warik

 

[solidspine]

If she would rather go to a strip club than have you as her boyfriend, then that is her decision.

 

[AAP]

Well if your penis was not so small maybe you would not feel insecure or threatened by the fact that some buffed naked guys are shaking their thangs in her face.

I mean, come on, you can't expect her to sit at home and watch cartoons with you all the time.

 

[G ChildlihC G]

She was honest enough to tell you that she was going to go, would you be happier if she just snuck out behind your back and went? If you don't trust her to have an all girls night out with friends at a strip club, why would you trust her at all?

 

[AAP]

Trust me, you have more to worry about if she is expressing interest in going to a female strip club.

 

[G ChildlihC G]

Well if your penis was not so small maybe you would not feel insecure or threatened by the fact that some buffed naked guys are shaking their thangs in her face.

I mean, come on, you can't expect her to sit at home and watch cartoons with you all the time.

ROTFLMAO.........

Oh shit that was good...
OMG, tha'ss my reason for not letting my girl go to the strip club, she might find out that being hung like a field mouse isn't the average size for the male penis!

 

[AAP]

Let me know which ones she is going to. I will spy for you and tell you EXACTLY what she does there.

Or if you want to feel better about it, tell her she can go to CUPIDS. It is a gay strip club so no one will be interested in her.

 

[AAP]

ROTFLMAO.........

Oh shit that was good...
OMG, tha'ss my reason for not letting my girl go to the strip club, she might find out that being hung like a field mouse isn't the average size for the male penis!

Yeah.

"Baby, they all come in this size......."

On the flip side of the coin, you can use her visit as inspiration to whip your own self into shape. Then when develops a habit of going, you can go with her and work the stage yourself.

 

[big4life]

Hell no!!

I would chain her to that pole out back.

Who does she think she is?

You let her go to one of those places and the next thing you know she will be up on stage with them.

You know what that will lead to don't you?

Fornication, that's what. She will be up there with all those strippers doing who knows what.


The above was said with tongue planted firmly in my cheek.

Warik, you really don't have anything to worry about if you trust her. I am sure that she can control herself for one night.

 

[AAP]

Or if you want to feel better about it, tell her she can go to CUPIDS. It is a gay strip club so no one will be interested in her.

Ok, hang on. On second thought, this is a bad idea. Cause the dicks at a gay club are really going to be ENORMOUS.