Worst thing a female can say???

[Cardinal Slin]

If it's your wife, then another man's name in bed!

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Honey, would you leave me if I used to look like that before the op?

 

[eddymerckx]

"I do"

 

[fistfullofsteel]

#2 is your fault for believing her when she said she on on BC. poor puddles...

not my fault if she banged some other dude and the it isn't even mine

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Sunday is for going out.

turn in your man card.

 

[eddymerckx]

"i accept the nomination for vice president"

 

[Cardinal Slin]

You just lost your trousers, I wear them from now on and if u dont like it, I wont put out!

 

[jnevin]

'your penis is small'

If Smurfy had a nickel for every time she heard this, she'd own Saudi Arabia.

 

[Smurfy]

If Smurfy had a nickel for every time she heard this, she'd own Saudi Arabia.

i have a huge penis.

 

[Tatyana]

"Are you going to put it in me?"

and it already is.