Worst thing a female can say???

[*ebony*]

"Are you going to put it in me?"

and it already is.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
oh god my sides hurt from laughing!!

 

[musclemom]

I've been told "Awww, it's so cute," is not appreciated

 

[chris302001]

I've been told "Awww, it's so cute," is not appreciated

lololol

 

[Razorguns]

I don't watch sports if guys and beers and poker aren't around.

Too much shit in life to do than sit on a couch and get fat.

r

 

[captainahole]

Never had a issue with the is it in yet or is it cute or it's so small. Always have satisfied the right person ME! If your not happy with the quantity move on there's many more I can dissapoint.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

How about, "It's so beautiful outside we should do something and go somewhere." On NFL Football Sunday with good games lined up.

I'm doing something alright, I'm watching football and I don't care if the place is burning to the ground. I'm not budging.

Close 2nd is, "I'm pregnant."

How about what my gf said a little while ago during the Jets/Pats. game...."Football is gay, I think a lot of those players are really fags that like staring at each others butts."

 

[nefertiti]

Ut oh...I just got in big trouble for making a joke about being upset I'd miss part of the jets pats game for something relating to him. Crap.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

How about what my gf said a little while ago during the Jets/Pats. game...."Football is gay, I think a lot of those players are really fags that like staring at each others butts."

chop her freaking head off

 

[nefertiti]

Ut oh...I just got in big trouble for making a joke about being upset I'd miss part of the jets pats game for something relating to him. Crap.

Phew....dodged a bullet there!

 

[mustang_00]

"are you in yet"
"i'm pregnant"
you just came in her "i haven't been taking my pills"
if you haven't known the chick for long and she seems super clingy "i love you"