Worst pick up lines ever!

[reno240]

If I was in charge of the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.

 

[2smallsa]

Him:"Sorry you dropped something"
She: looks around then asks "what"
Him:"MY JAW"

 

[callmeTATER]

him: hey, got any german in you?
her: no
him: want some?

...a fav during oktoberfest

 

[callmeTATER]

him: hey are you into fitness?

her: yeah

him: then why don't you try fitness dick in your mouth...

 

[ricco561]

him: hey are you into fitness?

her: yeah

him: then why don't you try fitness dick in your mouth...

That's a gooder.

 

[6FULLMETALTRUCKIE9]

what's the old stand by "Nice pants I can see myself in them"...Or my fav "nice tits want to fuck?" or "If I told you had nice body would you hold it against me?" works in the gym a lot with the MILF crowd LOL

 

[6FULLMETALTRUCKIE9]

when in doubt a porker will do or was it fat chicks need love to either way it's still funny! I have to say not many sites would allow this type of thread but I got to say EF is the shit! it's the Gift that just keeps on giving, And the rest of you meat heads are just to freaking funny for words!!!

 

[advanced-stealth]

Excuse me but I am a little lost, Could you give me directions to your heart.

 

[callmeTATER]

him - did it hurt?
her - what do you mean?
him - when you fell from heaven...did it hurt?

 

[callmeTATER]

him - can i borrow your cell phone?
her - for what?
him - my mom told me to call her when i fell in love...