stuffperson
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I just watched House of the Dead. Oh my lord.
You know its bad when you can see the spring boards that the "zombies' spring off of to do their routine 20 foot jumps, but furthermore, I am disappointed in myself for wasting 1.5 hours of life viewing this.
It is like when a dog shits in a house, the owner looks at the dog, who is looking back with a spare-me look on its face, and the owner kicks kicks the dog in its ass and then puts it outside anyways. I looked in the mirror, apologized to myself, then punched myself in the nose and stood on the front porch in my underwear for five minutes.
My pick - worst horror movie in the last decade.
You know its bad when you can see the spring boards that the "zombies' spring off of to do their routine 20 foot jumps, but furthermore, I am disappointed in myself for wasting 1.5 hours of life viewing this.
It is like when a dog shits in a house, the owner looks at the dog, who is looking back with a spare-me look on its face, and the owner kicks kicks the dog in its ass and then puts it outside anyways. I looked in the mirror, apologized to myself, then punched myself in the nose and stood on the front porch in my underwear for five minutes.
My pick - worst horror movie in the last decade.