work backstabber/payback/sweaty balls....

[rnch]

a co-worker is under the illusion that she can advance her career by turning in her fellow employees to managment for slight rules violations. she tried to get me wrote up last week, no luck as the backstabbing bitch had no witness.

this same idiot keeps admiring the chef salads that i bring to work 2 or 3 days a week. 3 days after trying to burn me, she asked me to get her one of the salads...

working 4 to midnight, i eat an early lunch at 11 am and them mess around the house before going to work. after picking her her salad today, i went home and did some light yard work.

we set a new record temp here in nawlinz, 99 degrees today, humidity in the low 80's. i was literally dripping sweat down my legs when i got done.

before showering and getting ready for work; i got her chef salad out of the fridge and set the container in the bathroom sink. i then proceeded to entergeticly toss the 3 different types of lettuce against my sweaty, shaved boyz and pierced penis.

it was hard to keep a straight face as she chowed down on the "special" chef salad later on that day!

 

[Sassy69]

You Rock!

 

[preemo]

fuckin a bro very nice i like you more already!!!!!

 

[nimbus]

haha awesome, i hope you also garnished it with alfalfa sprouts

 

[chewyxrage]

holy shit dude

That's fuckin payback, nice.

What rule did she catch you breaking?

 

[nimbus]

holy shit dude

That's fuckin payback, nice.

What rule did she catch you breaking?

failure to perform reachround during anal sex in the breakroom

 

[string_bean00]

as awesome as it is, it's not really payback unless she eventually finds out about it

ignornace is bliss

 

[nimbus]

as awesome as it is, it's not really payback unless she eventually finds out about it

ignornace is bliss

just wait till the cold sores start popping up on her mouth

 

[Phenom78]

That's pretty fucking sad if you actually did that nonsense.

 

[truckdaddy]

as awesome as it is, it's not really payback unless she eventually finds out about it

ignornace is bliss

tru....but it is pretty funny

 

[GoldenDelicious]

now what you need to do is tell a story in front of her about how you did that to someone else...

 

[rnch]

That's pretty fucking sad if you actually did that nonsense.

waddua mean... "IF"



never get mad....GET EVEN!

 

[gotmilk]

You teabagged her lunch?

 

[H_T_]

diabolical. never let hi-jinx die, man. it's all i live for. the petty shenanigans i grew up dishing out, ala Meatballs, Caddyshack, etc. if i can't burn someone to the 3rd degree in a day, life ain't worth living. i would rub my dick all over her phone, btw....or writhe around bare ass in her chair for a bit.

 

[pintoca]

You teabagged her lunch?

that is what I understood with my sub-par english

 

[Hengst]

as they say:

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

[Phenom78]

waddua mean... "IF"



never get mad....GET EVEN!

Even?

By demonstrating you're a pussy? Instead of confronting it like a man you hid like a wretched woman with a 5 year old maturity level.

The fact that you lack the maturity to even discern how pathetic what you did is leads me to credit that whatever complaint she leveled against you was likely accurate. Even in your own defense the best you could manage was "there were no witnesses."

It's a shame an entire generation of you time out kids are now in a position to annoy decent people.

 

[motodawg]

I have to say i found the story to be hysterical....Phenom is full of pent up agression. She was the type kid that would rat kids out and get them sent to time out she needs to grow out of it lifes not fair lol

 

[Phenom78]

I have to say i found the story to be hysterical....Phenom is full of pent up agression. She was the type kid that would rat kids out and get them sent to time out she needs to grow out of it lifes not fair lol

LOL

It isn't pent up brohaim. That's the point.

It's these passive aggressive cowards who annoy me.

 

[heatherrae]

I'll reserve comment on the lunch with a side of teabag.

Whenever coworkers become tattle tales like that, it ALWAYS backfires. Bosses don't like those types of people, either.

 

[gotmilk]

I'll reserve comment on the lunch with a side of teabag.

You want some lemonade to wash it down?

 

[chewyxrage]

Even?

By demonstrating you're a pussy? Instead of confronting it like a man you hid like a wretched woman with a 5 year old maturity level.

The fact that you lack the maturity to even discern how pathetic what you did is leads me to credit that whatever complaint she leveled against you was likely accurate. Even in your own defense the best you could manage was "there were no witnesses."

It's a shame an entire generation of you time out kids are now in a position to annoy decent people.

You must be 60 years or something old in order to call him a time-out kid

 

[Phenom78]

You must be 60 years or something old in order to call him a time-out kid

Ironically I was going to start a thread, before I was overcome with a fit of laziness, profferring the question "Are people emotionally regressing."

 

[jnevin]

lol

 

[mesco]

thats mint

 

[rnch]

holy shit dude

That's fuckin payback, nice.

What rule did she catch you breaking?

making personal telephone calls on the work telephone....

 

[HiDnGoD]

In a work environment it is sometimes hard for a guy to confront a woman. I've seen 3 cases where women levelled harrassment complaints & the guys were thereafter under suspicion, just because the guys dared to confront them about bullshit.
Even if she never knows, rnch got satisfaction.

 

[rnch]

You must be 60 years or something old in order to call him a time-out kid

lol.....i had to ask around to find out what that refernce was.