Yes however can I still E-STALK you....silverstar1025 said:Did you have wild sex last night?
SouthernLord said:Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
is this for real?Arabian said:This girl I started seeing stayed with me last night and I went into my bathroom this morning and opened my cabinet and Tampons, maxipads, birthcontrol and all kinds of shit started falling out.. WTF lol
Arabian said:Sees hot as hell though, I might have to put up with a cat or something.
Arabian said:Why can I not find a great lady to marrry>? I am sick of dating> what am I doing wrong> I dont go to bars.. I meet plenty of women however they are afer one thing money and Im tired of that.. Where can I meet a woman that wants everthing imaginable however does not expect it.. thanks for your responses. it means alot... thanks
velvett said:LOL
Please refer back to this ^ post when you wonder why you can't find the right one.
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-need-ef-ladies-responses-please-601410.html
yeah its so bizarre, it almost seems as if he's making it up.fistfullofsteel said:female retardedness has no boundaries![]()
Smurfy said:yeah its so bizarre, it almost seems as if he's making it up.
Smurfy said:yeah its so bizarre, it almost seems as if he's making it up.
velvett said:It's really not that bizarre, it's a slow passive aggressive way to get your way into someone's life before they realize what's happened.
I mean who carries tampons and maxi pads unless it's that time and if it was that time they'd not likely be bumping uglies.
Ortherwise, where does someone come off just putting their stuff in your cupboards with out asking first?
fistfullofsteel said:i have no idea but some artistic nudes of you would be great right about now to make up for the crappy 4th of july
thanks in advance
velvett said:It's really not that bizarre, it's a slow passive aggressive way to get your way into someone's life before they realize what's happened.
I mean who carries tampons and maxi pads unless it's that time and if it was that time they'd not likely be bumping uglies.
Ortherwise, where does someone come off just putting their stuff in your cupboards with out asking first?

velvett said:It's really not that bizarre, it's a slow passive aggressive way to get your way into someone's life before they realize what's happened.
I mean who carries tampons and maxi pads unless it's that time and if it was that time they'd not likely be bumping uglies.
Ortherwise, where does someone come off just putting their stuff in your cupboards with out asking first?

Velvet, I knew that was comingvelvett said:LOL
Please refer back to this ^ post when you wonder why you can't find the right one.
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-need-ef-ladies-responses-please-601410.html
Arabian said:Velvet, I knew that was coming
lolvelvett said:Always god to know where you're walking
LOLOLgonelifting said:Just leave your penis in her ass.
ha jk. I would just fill her medicine cabinet with your the Test and needles. I mean your friend's ...
or...
Ask her, while holding the box of tampons, "Are you moving in?" . See what she says.
ortiz34 said:regardless bro have a good time
that's what life is all about
savor these shags
savor them
She looks at you as her boyfriend now if that happened so no more seeing other womenz!!Arabian said:This girl I started seeing stayed with me last night and I went into my bathroom this morning and opened my cabinet and Tampons, maxipads, birthcontrol and all kinds of shit started falling out.. WTF lol
What's been going on puddles? How the is the dating going?PuddleMonkey said:I think you should hide the birth control and impregnate it. You're not getting any younger dude!
Beachboy6294 said:What's been going on puddles? How the is the dating going?
Damn bro you don't get them mixed up? Have you went on any dates with them yet?PuddleMonkey said:Crazy busy! Got 3 of them on IM right now... bbl
Beachboy6294 said:Damn bro you don't get them mixed up? Have you went on any dates with them yet?
Ill be damn.... Im going out with another one tonight...... Shes called like 30 times todayBeachboy6294 said:She looks at you as her boyfriend now if that happened so no more seeing other womenz!!
Arabian said:The only way Im settling down is if the one in my Avatar calls me and asks me to have dinner with her
Exactly pal....... Im not getting married again, because Im tired of losing everthing I have ever 5 years or so....lolfistfullofsteel said:you can file that under never, so don't worry about it
Arabian said:Exactly pal....... Im not getting married again, because Im tired of losing everthing I have ever 5 years or so....lol
30 times damn I would drop her asap!! Yes your avi is awesome and can cook!Arabian said:Ill be damn.... Im going out with another one tonight...... Shes called like 30 times today
Once and that was enoughtcalveless wonder said:how many times you been married ?
+1Arabian said:Once and that was enought
I only date Brunettes so she was an 8 she is 5,5 around 125lbs long hair green eyes and tanned .... big ta ta's she is very sweet...Beachboy6294 said:30 times damn I would drop her asap!! Yes your avi is awesome and can cook!
puddles so you nailed one already what did she look like from a 1-10? What kind of stalking was she doing?
About a month...Beachboy6294 said:I like brunettes also especially Italians! Well she sounds pretty hot to me! How long have you been talking to her since she decided to take over your place? lol
It doesn't take them long to take over! Is she Italian?Arabian said:About a month...
Me too they drive me crazy!calveless wonder said:i love italians
jackangel said:arabian, puddles...stop talking about these women unless you can post a picture or two.
someone throw this into the EF TOS.

Arabian said:Once and that was enought
Beachboy6294 said:puddles so you nailed one already what did she look like from a 1-10? What kind of stalking was she doing?
jackangel said:arabian, puddles...stop talking about these women unless you can post a picture or two.
someone throw this into the EF TOS.
gonelifting said:Tada tsst. I'm here all week.
PuddleMonkey said:It'll take about that long to apologize to everyone in PMs for that joke. You better get to work!
wellArabian said:I just posted Anns pict
I dont care, I spoil them anyways,PuddleMonkey said:looks high maintenance bro.
lolololollolol your not built right...... she is prettyPuddleMonkey said:Really? I have soft hands.![]()
Arabian said:lolololollolol your not built right...... she is pretty
They probably are with that case of Gyno you have...hehehehehehehPuddleMonkey said:I bet my bewbs are bigger!
Sorry pal Ill try and pm you with it..jackangel said:arabian, cool. of course, i can't see it until someone puts it on tinypic or the like.
pm him he will assist youjackangel said:let puddlemonkey do it. fetch, puddle, go boy!
right same here. that's why I thought no way this cant be truenefertiti said:+1 to what velvett said. And you wonder why you can't find a good woman.
This girl is flat out nuts if she's leaving tampons on the first night over. NUTS. I've dated guys for YEARS and never done that.
nefertiti said:+1 to what velvett said. And you wonder why you can't find a good woman.
This girl is flat out nuts if she's leaving tampons on the first night over. NUTS. I've dated guys for YEARS and never done that.
Shes American ,lololWhistleBritches said:she looks messican
for a couple of months...blueta2 said:I can understand the female protection, but the birth control pills?
How long have you been seeing her?
Arabian said:for a couple of months...
We just date... I would like to find someone to fall in love with and marry ,, thats all .. Ive never been in love...blueta2 said:ok so she's not "new". Did she ever start her "monthly" while there?
And why are u looking for a new one if you have one?
blueta2 said:ok so she's not "new". Did she ever start her "monthly" while there?
And why are u looking for a new one if you have one?
nefertiti said:If she's taking birth control pills, she knows when her period is coming and can carry a few tampons in her purse.
Arabian said:We just date... I would like to find someone to fall marry ,, thats all .. Ive never been in love...
no, I worked all the time building my businessblueta2 said:well OBVIOUSLY she doesn't know you're just "dating" right?
You were not in love ever? Not even with your ex wife?
blueta2 said:ok, but she's been with him a few months. It's not unusual for couples to leave a some things at each others houses when they are dating a few months.
Marc left clothes here. What's the diff between clothes and tampons?
The pills are a little unusual though

better to marry someone you're in love with!Arabian said:We just date... I would like to find someone to fall in love with and marry ,, thats all .. Ive never been in love...
bw1 said:I'd rather smell my girls sexy panties, then her tampon![]()
Arabian said:no, I worked all the time building my business
Damn ,, thanks for making me feel like Sh(*blueta2 said:well sweetie, we're now seeing the pattern to why you can't find a great woman.
You need to let go of this girl you're just "dating". You're using the time with her that you should be using dating other woman.
Never go into a situation hoping to fall in love, Go into it looking for a good friend where love can grow.
Being in love is over rated. The Universe, God or whomever you believe created life (humans) "invented" the "in love" feeling to keep the human species going.
Real love is where it's at
jackangel said:let puddlemonkey do it. fetch, puddle, go boy!
Arabian said:Damn ,, thanks for making me feel like Sh(*
Smurfy said:Arabian, i dont think anyone here can give you legit advice because none of us are actually in your shoes. I mean, given what you have revealed about this girl in this thread, yeah, her putting those things in your bathroom cabinet is strange from my perception. but beyond that, dont take relationship advice from total strangers on the webbernets. or if you do, take it with a grain of salt, ya know? I mean, jesus christ, everyone thinks they're an expert
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