Women are evil.

[eat big]

For further proof: Katrina and Rita.

 

[GrandMaster]

haha

 

[eat big]

What do women and hurricanes have in common?

 

[HumorMe]

 

[foreigngirl]

What do women and hurricanes have in common?

they take everything with them?

 

[GrandMaster]

old joke

 

[eat big]

they take everything with them?

Yes.

 

[kills]

Guy's we are to stupid to really understand why they are called women,it really was supposed to be 2 word's Wo men.

 

[eat big]

old joke

Don't ruin this special moment on EF. Or this booming thread, cracka.

 

[-SD-]

Guy's we are to stupid to really understand why they are called women,it really was supposed to be 2 word's Wo men.

Please relenquish your Man Card upon leaving, thank you.

 

[needtogetaas]

What do women and hurricanes have in common?

they both reck evrything.

 

[eat big]

they both reck evrything.

Leave you with nothing.

 

[Snypr]

They should be teaching this in schools.

 

[Raina]

A woman's job is to keep herself trim and attractive. Her hair should always look nice, her makeup should be flawless, and she should smell good. It's the woman's job to make sure dinner is on the table when the man wants it. She should greet him at the door with a martini and a smile. But she musn't talk unless directed to by the man.

She should sit quietly and look pretty while darning the man's socks and appreciate that she has such a great man to take care of her and direct her in life. Women are not very clever creatures and without a man around to control their lives they'd probably just wander off cliffs or something.

 

[jd_uk]

A woman's job is to keep herself trim and attractive. Her hair should always look nice, her makeup should be flawless, and she should smell good. It's the woman's job to make sure dinner is on the table when the man wants it. She should greet him at the door with a martini and a smile. But she musn't talk unless directed to by the man.

She should sit quietly and look pretty while darning the man's socks and appreciate that she has such a great man to take care of her and direct her in life. Women are not very clever creatures and without a man around to control their lives they'd probably just wander off cliffs or something.

This is so true, been saying it for years, major respect bor.

 

[HumorMe]

A woman's job is to keep herself trim and attractive. Her hair should always look nice, her makeup should be flawless, and she should smell good. It's the woman's job to make sure dinner is on the table when the man wants it. She should greet him at the door with a martini and a smile. But she musn't talk unless directed to by the man.

She should sit quietly and look pretty while darning the man's socks and appreciate that she has such a great man to take care of her and direct her in life. Women are not very clever creatures and without a man around to control their lives they'd probably just wander off cliffs or something.

Thought this might kind of go with your post.

 

[eat big]

A woman's job is to keep herself trim and attractive. Her hair should always look nice, her makeup should be flawless, and she should smell good. It's the woman's job to make sure dinner is on the table when the man wants it. She should greet him at the door with a martini and a smile. But she musn't talk unless directed to by the man.

She should sit quietly and look pretty while darning the man's socks and appreciate that she has such a great man to take care of her and direct her in life. Women are not very clever creatures and without a man around to control their lives they'd probably just wander off cliffs or something.

On a serious note though, women shouldn't have to answer to men at all. Flame away EF males.

 

[HumorMe]

On a serious note though, women shouldn't have to answer to men at all. Flame away EF males.

Hold still.

 

[Raina]

On a serious note though, women shouldn't have to answer to men at all. Flame away EF males.

OMG, next thing you know you'll be saying women should be able to vote. What are you thinking? We're fragile emotional little creatures. Delicate and beautiful like little flowers, innocent as lambs. We can't possibly be thinking about politics or economics when our minds are full of recipes and cuddly puppies.

The woman's job is to just be pretty and make supper. And if she gets fat or talks to much or expresses opinions her husband should kick her to the curb because that's not what a lady does. A lady sits quietly on the couch doing her needlework but is attentive to the man and tries to anticipate his needs. She should never ask if he needs anything though. No, she should stay quiet and wait for him to ask.

If she just gets up, walks into the kitchen, and brings the man a fresh warm slice of cherry pie without him asking it's okay for him to backhand her. Sometimes a lady needs a loving reminder of how a woman should act. That's when a shock collar might come in handy too. No, not to torture of hurt the woman but to guide her. Loving corrections when she does something like start to talk at dinner or doesn't fold the towels right.

 

[habitualhealth]

For further proof: Katrina and Rita.

great thread.

 

[hardrock]

Same with vacuums. They suck.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I feel the force is strong in this thread. But gentlemen we lost the war long time ago. Very conniving they are.

 

[JayC9]

Never seen that before...mathimatical genius.

Silly, but adorable, women shouldn't try to discuss politics or business. They should stick to what they know - like cooking and crocheting.

Women, know your place!

 

[JayC9]

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