There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home, and you cry
And you want to die
There'll be times
When my crimes
Will seem almost unforgivable
I give in to sin
Because you have to make this life liveable
But when you think I've had enough
From your sea of love
I'll take more than another riverfull
And I'll make it all worthwhile
I'll make your heart smile
Modern medicine falls short of your complaint, try a little harder
You're moving in circles won't you dilate,
ooh baby try, hey girl, move a little closer
boom boom boom, lets go back to my room (this ones for you Johnny O, who is the artist and what band did "Male Stripper")