The 80's were awesome. Probably not as good as the 70's but that's probably because I've always had good personal hygiene
Here's one that will hopefully jog a few cells:
3, 6, 9 the goose drank wine
the monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
the line broke, the monkey got choked
and they all went to heaven in a little rowboat.
Believe it or not, this song was in the top 40 for at least a month. It's not rock and roll really, just goofy.
Here's an easy one from my fave 80's band:
We've got the right to choose and
There ain't no way we'll lose it
This is our life; this is our song
We'll fight the powers that be just
Don't pick our destiny 'cause
You don't know us, you don't belong