Wish me luck, I got volunteered...

[puddlemonkey]

If you don't come with the cell phone pics tomorrow, you're a shameless fatty banger.

Cell pics wont do me any good without a way to transfer them to the computer. I guess I could text them to someone trustworthy to upload.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Because she could turn out to be a..."raging pigslut."

(raging pigslut courtesy of killahbee)

then you just walk out on her...

if i was in this situation it would be

1) bang her and it would be awsome, since she wants it u know its set up easy entry

2) you dont want it and you just leave and never see her again and cause a fight between your buddy and his wife...


either way you have fun which means winning

 

[bw1]

So my buddy calls me at work and I ignore it as usual because I am busy posting on EF. Well, he calls over and over again because he knows I'm screening my calls and he has something important to tell me. I finally answer and it turns out he volunteered me for a one night stand tonight. Apparently his girlfriends cousin has been separated from her husband for a few months and is in need of affection but does not want to date anyone right now. All I've been told is she got married young, has been married for 10 years, and is short and cute. I have no pics, no name, nothing else. His girlfriend told him this hinting towards me and he went ahead and signed me up without approval. Not really fair considering his girlfriend knows me so she has the inside scoop but my buddy has never even seen this cousin of hers so we're taking her word for it. I usually don't get nervous in any sexual situation, but then again I've never agreed to have sex with a girl I've never even met or seen.

She's a dood

 

[puddlemonkey]

2) you dont want it and you just leave and never see her again and cause a fight between your buddy and his wife...

Its his girlfriend, not wife. And I see her on occasion too, so the walk out plan isn't as easy as it seems.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Its his girlfriend, not wife. And I see her on occasion too, so the walk out plan isn't as easy as it seems.

fucking pussy. is she gunna shoot you? make you cry? wtf. grow some balls and either go home after dinner or fuck her. its open. ill wear a mask of your face if you want and handle bidness

 

[puddlemonkey]

fucking pussy. is she gunna shoot you? make you cry? wtf. grow some balls and either go home after dinner or fuck her. its open. ill wear a mask of your face if you want and handle bidness

I could take offense had this not come from a virgin lol

 

[jh1]

Cell pics wont do me any good without a way to transfer them to the computer. I guess I could text them to someone trustworthy to upload.

Doche fucking bag. You send them in a message to your email address....


Fucking retards.

 

[resqguy]

Worst case senario: she's busted and you're forced into having dinner with her. After, politely tell her good-nite and roll out. No big deal.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Doche fucking bag. You send them in a message to your email address....


Fucking retards.

wtf? How do you send a text message to an e-mail address? Do the first gen razor phones do that?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Worst case senario: she's busted and you're forced into having dinner with her. After, politely tell her good-nite and roll out. No big deal.

Sounds so easy, but I'd still feel like shit after agreeing to it.