Wish me luck, I got volunteered...

[Nathan]

She's totally going to be ugly. Offers like that from genuinely attractive females are rare. Offers like that from heifers are not. The former gets offers of their own, the latter not so much and has to make them.

 

[Faizakafez]

please dont discuss our private life in puddles thread!

it deserves its own thread with pics and videos~

 

[puddlemonkey]

That isn't what I was told. My mom took me to Disney as a kid and I saw the Princess Parade. See, how it works is that when life gets you down, you meet a man who is handsome, kind, generous, and head over heels in love with you. You marry and have no problems of any kind, ever. The End.

That is how it works, right?

Thats the problem with most women right there, they believe the fairytales lol

 

[heatherrae]

Thats the problem with most women right there, they believe the fairytales lol

yeah, you are right.

 

[heatherrae]

please dont discuss our private life in puddles thread!

it deserves its own thread with pics and videos~

I'm sorry baby.

 

[Nathan]

Thats the problem with most women right there, they believe the fairytales lol

But there are the guys who want to make life like that as best they can for the woman they love. Right? I'm still clinging to the fairy tale. WHERE IS MY MAN ALREADY?

 

[puddlemonkey]

She's totally going to be ugly. Offers like that from genuinely attractive females are rare. Offers like that from heifers are not. The former gets offers of their own, the latter not so much and has to make them.

lol I met her last night bro, she's actually an attractive girl. I hate the number system but if I had to put one on her it would be a 7.5. Personality is what has me wanting to see her again.

 

[puddlemonkey]

But there are the guys who want to make life like that as best they can for the woman they love. Right? I'm still clinging to the fairy tale. WHERE IS MY MAN ALREADY?

Faiz is available and willing.

 

[samoth]

Plus I don't want to lose half my stuffs!

Important reoccuring theme here kids, pay attention.

 

[resqguy]

Important reoccuring theme here kids, pay attention.

I'm a victim.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm a victim.

I'm smart, I learn from others mistakes.

 

[resqguy]

I'm smart, I learn from others mistakes.

I couldn't help myself. I was lured in by her huge, fake boobs and her amazing ability to cook. I'm so weak....

 

[samoth]

I'm smart, I learn from others mistakes.

TITCRED

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Whuuuut? I don't "need" it, I just like em!

All jacked up and didn't do anything. LOL. That's what I mean. I took calias once and had a hard on for 3 days at least. It was terrible, I was in walmart and I had to get out of there fast. Everywhere I looked gave me wood then that damn spanish lady bent over to pick something up. She could have bent her knees at least. Yikes. I'm sure you get the idea. I think every house wife in the hood thinks I want to sleep with them. They're not a good looking crowd but that didn't stop the little head from thinking. Never again.

 

[puddlemonkey]

All jacked up and didn't do anything. LOL.

Yeah, I'm such a pussy. I'm gonna take a nap when I get home then call one of my stripper girls to come over and knock the bottom out of her. I gotta do something to get this chick off my mind. I'm seriously scared of liking her

 

[i-Supplements]

Yeah, I'm such a pussy. I'm gonna take a nap when I get home then call one of my stripper girls to come over and knock the bottom out of her. I gotta do something to get this chick off my mind. I'm seriously scared of liking her

LMFAO!!! +5

 

[the_clockwork]

whatever

 

[puddlemonkey]

LMFAO!!! +5

I hate you

 

[i-Supplements]

I hate you

I know the real truth!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Haha, screw you guys! Date #2 this Sunday!

 

[crazyjoe]

WTF!? I was gone when this thread was posted, so how did sunday go?

 

[Faizakafez]

Cliff notes;

Puddle took cialis, got sever case of blueballs and decided to talk it out

 

[crazyjoe]

Cliff notes;

Puddle took cialis, got sever case of blueballs and decided to talk it out

I read all that, but at the end he said he had another date lined up for this last sunday.

 

[Faizakafez]

I read all that, but at the end he said he had another date lined up for this last sunday.

oh nah i think puddle canned her ass.. some shit with her x and meth and puddle being gay

 

[cindylou]

see what happens when I leave ?

I get cheated on!!! lol

J/K

I hope your date went well, Puddle.

 

[puddlemonkey]

see what happens when I leave ?

I get cheated on!!! lol

J/K

I hope your date went well, Puddle.

lol no worries, nothing happened. Faiz is right, she got canned after dropping a couple red flags Sunday night. Biggest one was letting a meth addicted ex around the kids.

 

[H_T_]

lol no worries, nothing happened. Faiz is right, she got canned after dropping a couple red flags Sunday night. Biggest one was letting a meth addicted ex around the kids.

forgets to mention he still tried. where did you lose her, was it the "dick in the popcorn?"

 

[Faizakafez]

oh nah i think puddle canned her ass.. some shit with her x and meth and puddle being gay

right about here

 

[cindylou]

lol no worries, nothing happened. Faiz is right, she got canned after dropping a couple red flags Sunday night. Biggest one was letting a meth addicted ex around the kids.

who's kids?? Her own?


Yeah, red flag! Good thing cuz now we can proceed

 

[puddlemonkey]

who's kids?? Her own?


Yeah, red flag! Good thing cuz now we can proceed

Yeah, their kids from a 10 year marriage. And I don't care if the kids are his, dude is on meth and shouldn't be around them.


Yes, proceed we shall!