Wish me luck, I got volunteered...

[puddlemonkey]

Wrap your wang.....OR the statement of needing "affection" might turn into "infection"...

lol, always! I buy the Durex "Natural Feeling" condoms in bulk.

 

[Sub-Zero]

So my buddy calls me at work and I ignore it as usual because I am busy posting on EF. Well, he calls over and over again because he knows I'm screening my calls and he has something important to tell me. I finally answer and it turns out he volunteered me for a one night stand tonight. Apparently his girlfriends cousin has been separated from her husband for a few months and is in need of affection but does not want to date anyone right now. All I've been told is she got married young, has been married for 10 years, and is short and cute. I have no pics, no name, nothing else. His girlfriend told him this hinting towards me and he went ahead and signed me up without approval. Not really fair considering his girlfriend knows me so she has the inside scoop but my buddy has never even seen this cousin of hers so we're taking her word for it. I usually don't get nervous in any sexual situation, but then again I've never agreed to have sex with a girl I've never even met or seen.

fuck you, ill do it

 

[Sub-Zero]

you get to bang a girl without having to talk to her or know her first, whats the problem?

 

[puddlemonkey]

fuck you, ill do it

Hey! Maybe bino wants to do it, he's in town still!

 

[vixensghost]

lol, always! I buy the Durex "Natural Feeling" condoms in bulk.

Looks like you got crabs...The lil bug moving on the screen is making me itch already.

 

[pbasquine]

testoderm-d

I want to try out testoderm-d, i got two boxes which contains 6 of the tubes i need some advice on how to take it?

 

[jh1]

you get to bang a girl without having to talk to her or know her first, whats the problem?

No Way.

 

[puddlemonkey]

you get to bang a girl without having to talk to her or know her first, whats the problem?

lol There will be some talk, I agreed to take her out to eat first. I just text my buddy to let him know we need to set up some sort of secret abort code in case of trouble.

 

[jh1]

If you don't come with the cell phone pics tomorrow, you're a shameless fatty banger.

 

[resqguy]

you get to bang a girl without having to talk to her or know her first, whats the problem?

Because she could turn out to be a..."raging pigslut."

(raging pigslut courtesy of killahbee)