Wimmin with dirrrrrty coooooters

[AAP]

Passed a woman in the post office this morning that I swear to God you could smell her twat waft 10 feet away.

I am surprised there were no buzzards circling overhead.

Talk about nassssssssssttttyyyy!

 

[stephen4327]

was probably on the rag, shit has an ultra sour smell ..very distinctive.


only god can judge me

 

[walliwalibus]

Did you offer a toungue bath?

 

[drsketch]

maybe she should get some perfume from this lady by me, jesus h christ

 

[jnevin]

My wife-ish has a few clients she always complains about. She's a PT and at the end of the training session she always stretches her clients out. She always dreads it when these women are done because the stank ass bishes are so raw.

 

[walliwalibus]

maybe she was just running late and couldn't shower.... maybe she doesn't shower.... maybe she wants you to wash her..... sit next to her a politely tell her that she can be smelled 50 feet away and its quite a distraction, makes you think of..... of....... a dirty cooter.

 

[heavy_duty]

My friend is an MD.
One lady was in the exam room, he walked in and almost barfed right on the spot.
I kid you not, this is 100% true----> she had a tampon in her twat for 2 weeks and did not know

 

[walliwalibus]

My wife-ish has a few clients she always complains about. She's a PT and at the end of the training session she always stretches her clients out. She always dreads it when these women are done because the stank ass bishes are so raw.

Nice, I bet that sucks too....

 

[txbondsman]

Passed a woman in the post office this morning that I swear to God you could smell her twat waft 10 feet away.

I am surprised there were no buzzards circling overhead.

Talk about nassssssssssttttyyyy!

^^^^ thinly veiled post to promote gayness.

 

[stephen4327]

My friend is an MD.
One lady was in the exam room, he walked in and almost barfed right on the spot.
I kid you not, this is 100% true----> she had a tampon in her twat for 2 weeks and did not know

ha- kodak moment

 

[cindylou]

My friend is an MD.
One lady was in the exam room, he walked in and almost barfed right on the spot.
I kid you not, this is 100% true----> she had a tampon in her twat for 2 weeks and did not know

oh my god!

 

[heavy_duty]

oh my god!

I know, I mean maybe she was slightly retarded or somehting...he didnt say but we were like "WTF John you got to be shitting us"

He has the best work related stories...we can't come close.

 

[walliwalibus]

ha- kodak moment

No kidding, i wonder though, did he yank the cord hahahahaha.?

 

[halfcenturian]

There are only 2 things that smell like rotting fish...
one is rotting fish...

 

[drsketch]

My friend is an MD.
One lady was in the exam room, he walked in and almost barfed right on the spot.
I kid you not, this is 100% true----> she had a tampon in her twat for 2 weeks and did not know

dude thats fucking rank

 

[walliwalibus]

Yeah that stuff would be at least half dried up in there...... she's lucky no health risks happened.

 

[wootoom]

im horny

 

[bw1]

My wife-ish has a few clients she always complains about. She's a PT and at the end of the training session she always stretches her clients out. She always dreads it when these women are done because the stank ass bishes are so raw.

 

[walliwalibus]

im horny

hit the cakefart thread.

 

[AAP]

Smelled like she had finished up a Gang Bang World Record Attempt 4 days prior and failed to shower.

 

[mrplunkey]

^^^^ thinly veiled post to promote gayness.

Yup! Its an attempt to subliminally connect negative thoughts with teh poon.

 

[gotmilk]

you should have suplexed her

 

[halfcenturian]

Insect bug fogger bomb. Kills fleas, ticks, and cockroaches.

 

[Mr. Black]

Was she fat?

 

[JayC9]

There’s probably a budding crew of salivating guys right into that sort of thing, every imaginable perversion is well represented nowadays.

While we're on the subject, the “reply to thread” font sucks donkey balls. It's like some crappy 80's notepad font, please bring about change.

 

[JayC9]

It’s like I’m slowly going dyslexic typing in this font.

 

[AAP]

her camel toe must got a fungus

 

[the_clockwork]

Smelled like she had finished up a Gang Bang World Record Attempt 4 days prior and failed to shower.

SNuff

 

[hardrock]

This thread makes me sick!

 

[heatherrae]

ugh!

 

[Lestat]

not much turns me off more than the smell of a dirty snatch

 

[OneBreath]

her camel toe must got a fungus

Her crabs have herpes

 

[hurricane]

Passed a woman in the post office this morning that I swear to God you could smell her twat waft 10 feet away.

I am surprised there were no buzzards circling overhead.

Talk about nassssssssssttttyyyy!

 

[gotmilk]

This thread makes me sick!

http://www.medscape.com/content/2000/00/40/77/407785/art-wh6584.shas.fig4.jpg

 

[jnevin]

http://www.medscape.com/content/2000/00/40/77/407785/art-wh6584.shas.fig4.jpg

no

 

[Bikini Mod]

I worked with a woman who was like this. She obviously showered and went through a ritual to get ready to leave the house daily but OMG the stench was AWFUL!! You could always, Always, ALWAYS smell her cooter 10 minutes before she entered the room.

 

[walliwalibus]

I don't mind a good smell of a nasty beaver, since I am known as a dutch bag well, it gives me something to do. Joking LOL