Wife or Girl Friend

[stilleto]

That is an EXCELLENT reply!

i'm very smaht.

 

[heatherrae]

i'm very smaht.

I really want some donuts! I'm dying here.

 

[stilleto]

I really want some donuts! I'm dying here.

go to the local grocery store, get a shopping cart, go right to the donut section and eat one while you pretend to shop for other things. then leave your cart and go home.

see, i give great advice.

 

[heatherrae]

go to the local grocery store, get a shopping cart, go right to the donut section and eat one while you pretend to shop for other things. then leave your cart and go home.

see, i give great advice.

LOL....ONE???

 

[stilleto]

LOL....ONE???

i forgot you're preggers.
change "one" to "eight"

 

[heatherrae]

i forgot you're preggers.
change "one" to "eight"

:

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I would feel terrible, broken hearted, and turn inside out.

Rememeber this feeling. Gotta work out the things and get over resentment. It's all about respect. This coming from a broken hearted guy who couldn't get past shit in his own house. I wish I would have done so many things differently.

Hard to fix the broken stuff though.

 

[sardonicone]

then get a divorce.

I'd rather not.

 

[ksharp01]

remember something...

everything may seem rosy with the girlfriend- but she's not the one doing your laundry or making you dinner or helping to pay the bills, etc. Her sole job as a girlfriend is to listen to you complain about your terrible marriage, and to be the sexy, pretty thing you wish you were married to.

both of those things are easy for her, because she has an agenda. Your wifes agenda, on the other hand, is keeping your family safe and taken care of, and nomatter how much you may think having a gf isn't affecting your marriage... it is. and now she has to deal with that, even on a subtle level. Even if it means you just have a lack of sex drive or interest in what she has to say or how she feels- she's going to know it and react to it.

all your gf has to do is listen to you when you complain about your wife reacting.

it's easy to paint this picture of your future with your girlfriend, always being happy to see you home, the two of you screwing like rabbits then frolicking outside somewhere... but when its her turn to clean up after you or she's running up your credit card or going through your emails trying to find out what your up to, you're going to realize the evil that you know is often better than the evil that you don't.

So freaking true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mrplunkey]

a wise man once told me "that no matter how hot a chick is ,that....somebody somewhere is tired of her shit".

... and also keep in mind Ron White's quote:

If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this: Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.