Why won't my TV turn on?

[polarpixie]

This piece of crap won't turn on. The outlet is fine. It is plugged in. The remote doesn't work. The power button on the TV won't work. It doesn't do anything at all. WHY NOT? It was fine this morning. Did it die and go to TV heaven?

 

[FletchNJ]

sorry

The situation sounds bad, it's very likely your tube kicked the bucket!!

 

[HumorMe]

Show it your tits....I guarantee it will turn on!

 

[polarpixie]

The situation sounds bad, it's very likely your tube kicked the bucket!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Can I just have one day without something stupid like this happen???

Show it your tits....I guarantee it will turn on!

I don't think that's gonna work....

 

[Paulos]

That's because it's the microwave, the T.V. Is in the living room.

 

[polarpixie]

That's because it's the microwave, the T.V. Is in the living room.

Did you just say that because you had nothing else to say???

 

[HumorMe]

That's because it's the microwave, the T.V. Is in the living room.

funny shit!


OK......Then show us your tits!

j/k pixie!

 

[polarpixie]

funny shit!


OK......Then show us your tits!

j/k pixie!

That wasn't funny shit. It was completely pointless.
It might've been funny if he said: That's because it is already on, but there is nothing on TV tonight.

THAT's funny.

 

[Paulos]

Did you just say that because you had nothing else to say???

Yes. My Apologies. I'm just trying to post as much useless crap as possible to get myself to 500 posts so I can make an Avatar of my D-Cup Gyno titties.

 

[polarpixie]

Yes. My Apologies. I'm just trying to post as much useless crap as possible to get myself to 500 posts so I can make an Avatar of my D-Cup Gyno titties.

That's OK. I glanced at your post count and kind of figured that. I'm just in a take no prisoners kind of mood.
Did you see my tip on how you could have made that funny? LOL...