Why (re-post X 3)

[satanic goatslayer]

Third deletion.

Cocksuckers.

Why did my "Gary was hairy" thread get deleted?

Oh well.

Here goes, from the best that my memory can function.

Gary was hairy.

But not as hairy as Larry.

That was, until Larry strapped Gary down, grinded his skull down a bit and burned all of his body hair off with a torch.

Gary wasn't hairy.

Quite contrary, Gary was nary hary nor scary, but rather a flaming fairy.

Out came the gay-basher.

Gary was heading to the convenience store to purchase some water-based lubricant when God struck him down from above.

"Why, Oh Glorious One, hath you forsaken me?"

God began to urinate on him. Not the urine of the earthbound, but Holy Waste Material. It is known that His urine is both corrosive and toxic. God laughed as Gary's skin began to peel and he coughed up his respiratory system.

Gary died.

Now Gary was nary hairy nor scary, not friends with Larry, picking berries, or copulating with Jerry.

No.

Gary was dead instead, with a flattened head, lying in a piss-laden bed from His words that He said.

Somedays it doesn't pay to be gay.

 

[WODIN]

Snarf! Locked.

I apologise SG.

All the BS from this AM had me some what "Punchy" about anything. Please accept my liver as a token of my regrets.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I won't say thank you, because I had to rewrite that son of a bitch out of spite, but I'll take that liver and throw it at the mongrel dog down the street nonetheless.

 

[WODIN]

I won't say thank you, because I had to rewrite that son of a bitch out of spite, but I'll take that liver and throw it at the mongrel dog down the street nonetheless.

Just PM me where to send it too.

 

[dballer]

Don't worry SG.. i got this shit archived. I am only missing the asian thread.

 

[WODIN]

way to go -You silly, ignorant, closet homophobe, extrachromosomed, old decrepid, senile douchbag -no offense

You forgot to mention the depends.