Why in the hell would my girlfriend love my gut.

[frorider6]

My bodyfat has gone from low 7's to high 10's since we've started dating (actually, just in the last 2 months). Now, she's always grabbing my stomach. I tell her to stop grabbing my gut and she says she loves it?!?!?!

Why in the hell would that be???? Seriously ladies, what is behind that?

 

[WODIN]

Tummy fetish! Your girl has a tummy fetish. Sorry I missed her intro. I know your not though. Bwaugh ha ha....

 

[supersizeme]

chicks tend to do this because it makes them feel better about whatever physical imperfections they have, because all chicks have fat unless they are Heather Darling. you should grab hers and say, "wow this could feed a small family of 4-5 for a week or so!" she will giggle and then get all cuddly and tell you how much she loves you.

 

[Who is John Galt?]

 

[bigschweeler]

ssme - If I said that to my wife I'd get punched....hard.....where it really hurts.

 

[WODIN]

ssme - If I said that to my wife I'd get punched....hard.....where it really hurts.

He speaks the truth too!!! LOL!!! Hows the Children Schweeler?

 

[LiLady11]

I loved to rub my exes little tummy pouch. It was cute as hell...

 

[starfish]

Maybe there isn't anything else big enough to grab????

 

[bigschweeler]

Maximus, the little bastard, was left at home - in his dog room - last Saturday while we took the other satan dog to the St. Patrick's Day parade. So while we are away, this little fucker decides to move his kennel away from the window, open the window with his nose and paw, and jump through the screen and out into the world. S

So on his little jaunt around the neighborhood he hears our neighbor leaving her house and attempting to get in her car. I say "attempting" 'cause he heard this, ran over, and prevented her from getting in. So she calls animal control, they come out, tranqualize him, and take him to this boarded up shelter in the middle of the desert - it's the overflow animal shelter.

So I go to pick him up on Monday, and he has been on pretty good behaviour since. I sure hope none of the other dogs in there made him their "bitch"...LOL!

 

[GLADIATOR351]

some chicks dig it. They think it is cute.... There are a couple of girls around my office that think guys w/ little love handles are hot.