Maximus, the little bastard, was left at home - in his dog room - last Saturday while we took the other satan dog to the St. Patrick's Day parade. So while we are away, this little fucker decides to move his kennel away from the window, open the window with his nose and paw, and jump through the screen and out into the world. S
So on his little jaunt around the neighborhood he hears our neighbor leaving her house and attempting to get in her car. I say "attempting" 'cause he heard this, ran over, and prevented her from getting in. So she calls animal control, they come out, tranqualize him, and take him to this boarded up shelter in the middle of the desert - it's the overflow animal shelter.
So I go to pick him up on Monday, and he has been on pretty good behaviour since. I sure hope none of the other dogs in there made him their "bitch"...LOL!