I rarely turn my computer off, so last night when I did, I let it do those stupid update things I don't give a damn about. Now I get a stupid virus popup every couple hours that says "You may be a victim of software counterfeiting". Yeah, and my computer just froze up two minutes ago... it's never done that before.
Can I sue Microsoft? Why does my computer ask me to do updates all the time, and then the one time I actually let it do it's thing, it infects me with a freakin' virus?
I hate computers. Yeah, let's put the entire world online when every company and it's mother is fighting over proprietary crap. There's gotta be someone I can sue or drop-kick or something...