though once about 2 years ago I downloaded the XP service pack2 and then my computer wouldn't boot
so I took it to "geeks-r-us" to have it fixed
I had about 2 dozen gigs of porn stashed in an innocuously named folder
I was kinda sweatin'
sure enough I get the call from geeks boys on the cell while I was driving
"ah were having trouble doin' the fix as there's not enough free space on the hard drive etc."
fuck
had to think quick and save my rep and porn both
I told him there's this folder with my music files
he's yup,that's pretty big,we're going to have to move this file to one of our systems and then restore it after the fix
"yeah I know I thought to myself"
"you boys hit the mother lode today" fuckers should be payin' me
my girlfriend was in on my consternation
she's "they see this type shit all the time"
yeah well,but it's me
what's really funny is the next night me and big tit blondie go to some chamber of commerce banquet
and who do you fuckin' guess has a table right next to my company's?
"geeks-r-us"
and I come in with tits-o-rama
she thought it was hilarious and truth be told I kinda saved face
geeks-r-us spent the whole banquet shakin' down my date