why are people so difficult

[theoak01]

im chilling here at work doing fuck all when this white cargo van pulls onto my site and drives to the back of the lot and parks there,so me being all hardcore investigator goes over and asks buddy what he is doing.

right off he goes" who the fuck are you"

so me trying to be all professional say,im a private investigator assigned to this site and i go to explain what im doing etc and buddy cuts me off mid sentence and wants to see my id.

im like whoa buddy slow down,who are you and why are you on the property,he tells me to fuck off and that he isnt going to move. so im like fine im calling the police.

i start dialing and buddy is swearing etc carrying on while im on the phone with the dispatcher then once i hang up,he is like look i just want to take lunch here im on call blah blah.

im like dude why didnt you just say that,now ive wasted my time and the time of the police.

i explain he cant be on the property due to the current situation,he says fine and drives off.


god damn mother fucker

 

[EnderJE]

im chilling here at work doing fuck all when this white cargo van pulls onto my site and drives to the back of the lot and parks there,so me being all hardcore investigator goes over and asks buddy what he is doing.

right off he goes" who the fuck are you"

so me trying to be all professional say,im a private investigator assigned to this site and i go to explain what im doing etc and buddy cuts me off mid sentence and wants to see my id.

im like whoa buddy slow down,who are you and why are you on the property,he tells me to fuck off and that he isnt going to move. so im like fine im calling the police.

i start dialing and buddy is swearing etc carrying on while im on the phone with the dispatcher then once i hang up,he is like look i just want to take lunch here im on call blah blah.

im like dude why didnt you just say that,now ive wasted my time and the time of the police.

i explain he cant be on the property due to the current situation,he says fine and drives off.


god damn mother fucker

Next time, shoot first and ask questions later.

 

[theoak01]

lol buddy was probably just pissed about having to work today,i dunno that or he is a prick.

i do need a gun at work i think,then nobody will fuck with me

 

[EnderJE]

lol buddy was probably just pissed about having to work today,i dunno that or he is a prick.

i do need a gun at work i think,then nobody will fuck with me

And think of the free sandwiches that you could get!

 

[theoak01]

where the hell am i gonna get these sammichs?

 

[BrothaBill]

Man, carry a mag flashlight and shine it in his face no matter what time of day it is, have pepper spray out and threaten him and stuff, then slash his tires and say you aint going nowhere now boy!
Then just be an asshole to him back so much it ruins his day just for fun

 

[EnderJE]

where the hell am i gonna get these sammichs?

From people eating on your lot. Or, you could start robbing sandwich stores.

 

[theoak01]

Man, carry a mag flashlight and shine it in his face no matter what time of day it is, have pepper spray out and threaten him and stuff, then slash his tires and say you aint going nowhere now boy!
Then just be an asshole to him back so much it ruins his day just for fun

ill have to get you to smuggle me some pepperspray across the border

 

[theoak01]

From people eating on your lot. Or, you could start robbing sandwich stores.

dude this place is empty,he is the first person ive saw on site during a shift in weeks

 

[hamstershaver]

lol at him parking on private property and then being an asshole to you
people never cease to amaze me