why are people so difficult

[theoak01]

im chilling here at work doing fuck all when this white cargo van pulls onto my site and drives to the back of the lot and parks there,so me being all hardcore investigator goes over and asks buddy what he is doing.

right off he goes" who the fuck are you"

so me trying to be all professional say,im a private investigator assigned to this site and i go to explain what im doing etc and buddy cuts me off mid sentence and wants to see my id.

im like whoa buddy slow down,who are you and why are you on the property,he tells me to fuck off and that he isnt going to move. so im like fine im calling the police.

i start dialing and buddy is swearing etc carrying on while im on the phone with the dispatcher then once i hang up,he is like look i just want to take lunch here im on call blah blah.

im like dude why didnt you just say that,now ive wasted my time and the time of the police.

i explain he cant be on the property due to the current situation,he says fine and drives off.


god damn mother fucker

 

[EnderJE]

im chilling here at work doing fuck all when this white cargo van pulls onto my site and drives to the back of the lot and parks there,so me being all hardcore investigator goes over and asks buddy what he is doing.

right off he goes" who the fuck are you"

so me trying to be all professional say,im a private investigator assigned to this site and i go to explain what im doing etc and buddy cuts me off mid sentence and wants to see my id.

im like whoa buddy slow down,who are you and why are you on the property,he tells me to fuck off and that he isnt going to move. so im like fine im calling the police.

i start dialing and buddy is swearing etc carrying on while im on the phone with the dispatcher then once i hang up,he is like look i just want to take lunch here im on call blah blah.

im like dude why didnt you just say that,now ive wasted my time and the time of the police.

i explain he cant be on the property due to the current situation,he says fine and drives off.


god damn mother fucker

Next time, shoot first and ask questions later.

 

[theoak01]

lol buddy was probably just pissed about having to work today,i dunno that or he is a prick.

i do need a gun at work i think,then nobody will fuck with me

 

[EnderJE]

lol buddy was probably just pissed about having to work today,i dunno that or he is a prick.

i do need a gun at work i think,then nobody will fuck with me

And think of the free sandwiches that you could get!

 

[theoak01]

where the hell am i gonna get these sammichs?

 

[BrothaBill]

Man, carry a mag flashlight and shine it in his face no matter what time of day it is, have pepper spray out and threaten him and stuff, then slash his tires and say you aint going nowhere now boy!
Then just be an asshole to him back so much it ruins his day just for fun

 

[EnderJE]

where the hell am i gonna get these sammichs?

From people eating on your lot. Or, you could start robbing sandwich stores.

 

[theoak01]

Man, carry a mag flashlight and shine it in his face no matter what time of day it is, have pepper spray out and threaten him and stuff, then slash his tires and say you aint going nowhere now boy!
Then just be an asshole to him back so much it ruins his day just for fun

ill have to get you to smuggle me some pepperspray across the border

 

[theoak01]

From people eating on your lot. Or, you could start robbing sandwich stores.

dude this place is empty,he is the first person ive saw on site during a shift in weeks

 

[hamstershaver]

lol at him parking on private property and then being an asshole to you
people never cease to amaze me

 

[EnderJE]

dude this place is empty,he is the first person ive saw on site during a shift in weeks

Start a rave. Then, rob them all.

 

[BrothaBill]

ill have to get you to smuggle me some pepperspray across the border

are you serious? They dont let you have pepper spray in Canada, thats a mainstay of police and security guards. Get a tazer gun, remember that video of that white cop who tased that black woman.
You shouldve started pointing that at him like that white cop saying Im going to ask you one last time, what are you doing here. Then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[theoak01]

ll we can get the animal grade bear spray or whatever but actual pepper spray is illegal same with tazers,i own a stun gun with the arching tips thing,but i dont carry anything at work.

ok ender you in charge of the rave

 

[EnderJE]

are you serious? They dont let you have pepper spray in Canada, thats a mainstay of police and security guards. Get a tazer gun, remember that video of that white cop who tased that black woman.
You shouldve started pointing that at him like that white cop saying Im going to ask you one last time, what are you doing here. Then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Then, post it on the Internet.

 

[c00per]

You need an invisible sidekick.
Then as you are walking over to the guy, start yelling and fighting with your invisible friend. Anyone who hangs around to talk with you after that is just asking for trouble. It also helps alot if you have this nervous eye twitch and a few shoulder jarring motions.

 

[BrothaBill]

ll we can get the animal grade bear spray or whatever but actual pepper spray is illegal same with tazers,i own a stun gun with the arching tips thing,but i dont carry anything at work.

ok ender you in charge of the rave

Why is the Canadian Govt. so against self protection?
Get some nunchucks and sais for show, get a nightstick that cant be illegal

 

[Lestat]

that sucks but you pwned that dude

 

[theoak01]

Why is the Canadian Govt. so against self protection?
Get some nunchucks and sais for show, get a nightstick that cant be illegal

lol no nightstick either unless you get the certifacation to carry em,thats my understanding of it anyway.

 

[gotmilk]

You should have suplexed him and gone all Jimmy SuperFly on him. Jump off the hood of his van to splash him

 

[theoak01]

You should have suplexed him and gone all Jimmy SuperFly on him. Jump off the hood of his van to splash him

lol ill remember that for next time

 

[Mach1]

From what i can see in everyday life, evolution taking a big dip on the graph

 

[jenscats5]

Next time give him the Stunner!!

What a dick....

 

[gotmilk]

Next time give him the Stunner!!

What a dick....

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[jenscats5]

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[EnderJE]

lol ill remember that for next time

naw bro, next time call me...we'll set up the doomsday device....I'll hoist him up...you come of the top of your car...

 

[theoak01]

naw bro, next time call me...we'll set up the doomsday device....I'll hoist him up...you come of the top of your car...

alright how do i contact you? is there like a helmet light like a bat signal or whaT

 

[EnderJE]

alright how do i contact you? is there like a helmet light like a bat signal or whaT

I was going to say use the Pants Light! But then that would of sounded geigh.

On a serious note, sorry about missing the sky diving this year. Shit came up and alot of people bailed on me.

 

[theoak01]

i totally forgot about that,if you do it this year let me know,im still game if im not away working

 

[EnderJE]

i totally forgot about that,if you do it this year let me know,im still game if im not away working

alright, besides, we have to find that car...and MF...and I need an afro...

MOD SQUAD, baby!

 

[theoak01]

lol its your duty to find the car dude