I know, I suck. But #1 it's pretty spendy #2 if I had cable I would watch too much TV, I'm trying to go on a low couchpotato diet.
Sometimes in the summer when my daughters at her moms, I put the TV in the closet-I did it once for 6 weeks!
My ex (black cuban fitness compettitor) used to hate going into crackerbarrel with me and have the 100% white clientelle stop breathing (she was regularly in single digits bodyfat at that time and was predisposed to wearing very little clothing) when she asked in a loud cuban accent "Do you mean to tell you joo dont hhhave any Government Cheese?"