who's baddest pound for pound??!!!

[donkey k0ng]

i weigh 179#. 5'7" tall. i'm on reforvit b right now. (5th week). i can flat bench 365# for 1. 315# for 4. i can close grip bench press (10" grip) 315# for 3 and 345# for 1. is double my body weight a decent lift for a 1 year newby? o yeah. reforvit is good shit. and no flames please. i just want to know where i stand pound for pound because i'm short and small framed. the bad thing is i have long arms. can anyone in here triple their body weight??

 

[648]

Try anabol and you will never use reforvit again.
648

 

[genarr3]

How much do you squat?

 

[decem]

how much does your left nut weigh??

mine weighs 4.6 oz.. i just wanna know if i'm the ballsiest on the board or not.. or at least how my left nut compares to the rest of the board members' left nuts..

 

[genarr3]

My sister's boyfriend's cousin has a nut that weighs 7.8 oz - that would be his right nut tho. I'll have to find out about the left.

 

[Golfer18--old]

I threw up 135 one time the other day, what a rush, loading those big plates on. Nothing can compare to the pumps.

 

[Thaibox]

7.8oz wow, is it NYCboy? I've heard he has the biggest nuts at his gym.

 

[genarr3]

7.8oz wow, is it NYCboy? I've heard he has the biggest nuts at his gym.

Guys don't get all excited about this very large nut. I have to check further, he may not have two nuts, it could just be one super nut. Which wouldn't be impressive at all to those with two separate nuts.

 

[decem]

well not only that.. but it's the right nut.. every one knows that the right nut is considerably bigger than the left nut..


left nut... i'm talkin left nuts here genarr..

 

[Mr. Las Vegas]

What is your seated calve raise max?

 

[rippedtrojan]

wow what a thread....

btw, my left nut weighs 3.9 ounces and can hold 32 lbs
my right is 4.1 ounces and can hold 39 lbs. yes my right side is my strong side for pretty much all lifts.

 

[Thaibox]

Bro, your right nut can lift over 156 times its own weight? Is there a nut class in powerlifting comps?

 

[genarr3]

wow what a thread....
btw, my left nut weighs 3.9 ounces and can hold 32 lbs
my right is 4.1 ounces and can hold 39 lbs. yes my right side is my strong side for pretty much all lifts.

Sorry bro but we're talking about contained nuts, not nuts that leave the sack. Which yours obviously are doing to lift that kind of weight.

 

[rippedtrojan]

ah yes genarr u are correct. when my nuts are contained, they only lift around half that weight.

and i know of no nut lifting competitions so there can't be any weight classes...if anyone wants to start one with me i'm game. don't forget...train those nuts hard, like you would any other muscle in your body.

 

[aaron10121]

my left nut is by far superior to my right nut. my left nut has been crowned 2002 natl nutlifting champion

 

[Thaibox]

aaron, didn't I see your left nut in last month's MuscleMag endorsing Muscletech products?

 

[JayBro]

My left nut weighed 4.4 ounces once, now he is just a tad over 2 ounces

 

[spentagn]

I tear up the butt blaster machine.

 

[TheGame_620]

Do you guys seriously weight your nuts.

 

[genarr3]

Sometimes I don't clean my ass after making poo. I think that makes me baddest pound for pound.

 

[rippedtrojan]

Do you guys seriously weight your nuts.

how else would i know my left weighs 3.9 oz and my right weighs 4.1 oz

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

IOC president Dick Pound is looking into adding nutwagging to the summer games. This is an old Scottish game that involves kilts and various sized boulders.

 

[Bockemboy]

I don't know how much my left nut weighs, but it must be heavier than my right b/c it sags about 5 inches lower

 

[Quadsweep]

am I just to high or has this been asked before? Anyway 2.5 times my bodyweight in 1997.

 

[bigpimp]

i can stick my head up my ass and do jumping jacks....beat that


oh....and to answer your question......i can bench 7000 lbs 4 times

 

[Audio8]

informative thread guys....genarr thanks for the laughs.

 

[GameBreaker]

5'10, 220

inclined 315 for 3

 

[silkdog]

you guys are some funny mother fuckers

 

[BIGRICH]

How much do you squat?

That is the real question, this is what say to people who come to me with this question. "How much do you bench?" I'll respond: How much can you squat

 

[silkdog]

pretty boys

you guys know that the upper body boys don't squat. They all look like a bunch of Seagulls.

 

[BIGRICH]

Re: pretty boys

you guys know that the upper body boys don't squat. They all look like a bunch of Seagulls.

That's why you ask them how much they squat.

 

[Bar Room Hero]

Re: pretty boys

you guys know that the upper body boys don't squat. They all look like a bunch of Seagulls.

I am a seagull. Was forced to do squats and deadlifts all through my football career and now that i"m not lifting to their program, I don't want to do them. Even when I was squatting over 600, I still had chicken legs.

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

One time at Band Camp..............

 

[BIGRICH]

Re: Re: pretty boys

I am a seagull. Was forced to do squats and deadlifts all through my football career and now that i"m not lifting to their program, I don't want to do them. Even when I was squatting over 600, I still had chicken legs.

When I played football i also was squating alot (about 500+) and had chicken legs. It wasn't until I started to consider form, and looking for the pump, that my legs started to grow. My legs are 28.5 inches now. Now I don't go over 385lbs on the squat. I do this for 6reps

 

[Audio8]

Re: Re: pretty boys

I am a seagull. Was forced to do squats and deadlifts all through my football career and now that i"m not lifting to their program, I don't want to do them. Even when I was squatting over 600, I still had chicken legs.

you must have been powerlifting then

 

[Bar Room Hero]

yes, strictly powerlifting.

 

[Bar Room Hero]

One time at Band Camp..............

what the fuck is that supposed to mean? let me guess, you don't have an athletic bone in your body, were rejected as a young boy, and you're jealous and angry at athletes. if that was directed at me...fuck off.

 

[wizardnor]

well no flames here but a good thread
on the baddest balls well better luck next time

 

[donkey k0ng]

speaking of ballz. mine are almost non-existant. maybe not even an ounce. and i can't squat shit. maybe 225# for 5-6 reps. i can bench 225# for about 16-18. and yes i look like a pelican. chirp chirp

 

[BIGRICH]

.....................................and yes i look like a pelican. chirp chirp

May be you show change your name from donkey k0ng to Pelican j/k

 

[Thaibox]

what the fuck is that supposed to mean? let me guess, you don't have an athletic bone in your body, were rejected as a young boy, and you're jealous and angry at athletes. if that was directed at me...fuck off.

He was quoting a movie, chill the fuck out

 

[IronFist]

The best pound for pound? Vitor Belfort or Frank Shamrock...

 

[Thaibox]

Belfort

 

[Bar Room Hero]

He was quoting a movie, chill the fuck out

I know the movie and I know the context. He was calling me a bullshitter.

 

[basskiller]

Damn this thread went straight to the crapper!
Funny but it died a quick painful death

 

[genarr3]

What was this thread about again?

 

[Thaibox]

What was this thread about again?

who knows

 

[IronFist]

Damn this thread went straight to the crapper!
Funny but it died a quick painful death

:

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

what the fuck is that supposed to mean? let me guess, you don't have an athletic bone in your body, were rejected as a young boy, and you're jealous and angry at athletes. if that was directed at me...fuck off.

WTF are you talking about dude. I had to go back and read all of your posts on this thread and I still can't figure out which one I am supposedly referring to. I was quoting from American Pie you fucking moron. I have no clue what the fuck you are thinking about. Get off the halo, rent a movie and chill out.

 

[Bar Room Hero]

I know that you were quoting a movie...I thought you were directing something at me. Perhaps I read a little bit too much into it. Instead of a movie, I need to get a fucking job.....and stop taking halo.

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

I know that you were quoting a movie...I thought you were directing something at me. Perhaps I read a little bit too much into it. Instead of a movie, I need to get a fucking job.....and stop taking halo.

LMAO!

 

[donkey k0ng]

MY NUTS ARE UP TO 4 OZ EACH

 

[promet1]

I hope after my sholder surgery Tomarrow I can recover an make some benching gains once again

 

[RustyTromboneMan]

When Genarr spoke of poo and not cleaning I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.

 

[Kelso]

cheetahs are fast, guy.

 

[sigweed]

haha all you natural losers. my nuts used to be small and weak like yours, but ever since I started site-injecting them with fina, they've grown like nuts (pun intended!)

 

[Fortes]

Damn genarr, you're a funny bastard.

To the guy that started this thread: being able to bench alot does not make you a badass. However, if you can bench, squat and dl a total which is equal to 6-10 times your bodyweight (depending on weight class), I think that makes you a badass.

If you can crank out 25 or more pullups at a bodyweight of 200+, I think that makes you more badass than if you can bench twice your bodyweight.

If you can do one legged squats for easy reps (rock bottom) at a bodyweight of over 200 lbs., I think that makes you more badass than just a guy who can bench 2X his bodyweight.

Lastly, if you can clean and jerk or snatch 500 or 400 lbs. and up, you are definitely BADASS. If such a person has any fighting skills whatsoever, they are not someone to be fucked with.

To quote some guy who does 1 arm pullups for reps, "One trick ponies are a pitiful lot."

Tell me, in the real world, when do you lie down and push things upwards? That's not to say I don't bench. But having a huge bench alone and nothing else doesn't make you a physical badass. Having a huge Squat, DL, Clean & Jerk or Snatch alone, however, makes you a definite badass. For it is those lifts that gauge overall strength and power better than any others.