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whoa i just found out my friend pulled this total douche bag move

Yarg!

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ok here, it goes. we both like this one girl and both worked with her. shes sexy, nice, smart and has a sense of humor. i managed to get her number, but i didnt call her for a bit because we talked on msn. over the course of the conversation i brought up the fact that we should get together sometime. she agreed and told me to call her the next day. i did. she said that her mom got in a car accident so shes kind of tied down for that night, but to call her 2 days later. i said ok.

now later that night im talking to my friend on msn ( i dont mention this whole situation) and he claims the girl just called him and told her that i asked her out. i start laughing and go yes i did, but her mom got in an accident so im just going to wait. my friends like yeah her mom did. then he goes u shouldnt go out with her tho. im like "Why?" friend goes "she thinks youre a moron." im like "What??" because ive ONLY been nice to her and really watched my stupid meathead antics around her. then he goes "yeah besides shes telling me she doenst date asian dudes cuz they have small dicks." im like "WTF kind of BS stereotype is that?' so right now i think shes a piece. im like "Thanks man for telling me bro- youre a true friend. i wont call her." the day comes and passes.

the next day the girl calls me and goes

"hey why didnt u call last night?"

"and why should i have called u?
"because i thought u wanted to meet up?"
"yeah i thoguht u dont hang out with asian guys
"huh?"
"yeah i know all about ur stupid notions and assumptions. XXX told me all about it."
"EXCUSE ME? ive NEVER said anything liek that to him.
"yeah? u called him a few days ago saying retarded shit.
"umm no. he called me out of the blue. hes been calling me randomly. he asked what i was going to do on friday and i told him i might be hanging out with you. i told him you called me earlier and that i couldnt do anything with you because my mom got in an accident. ive never said anything bad about you. and the only way he got my number was thru work when he looked it up to cover his shift.'

"WHAT THE FUCK???!"

i kept asking her if she was sure he called first etc etc. and she vehemently denies saying any of that shit. i apologize to her and im like "err my cell is dying. ill call u back when i get home." shes like "ok, bye."

and that was like 2 hrs ago. i dont know what to do now. should i try to still go out with this girl? what should is ay to my friend? i cant believe he would pull off such a douche bag move like this and im soo pissed right now.
 
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your friend needs an ass kicking bor

unacceptable.

why'd you believe him anyway? He could *possibly* have been fucking with you/
 
lmao...

Your friend is a cock block..

Kudos to him.. not for the cock block, but the artfull manor in which he pulled it off.

oloalolololololllllooooo!


P'WNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best PWNAGE EVA!
 
haha when i told my south african friend , his reply was "never trust a black man." and he said it totally deadpanned. lololol (the cock blocker is black btw). im still pissed tho..
 
Yarg! said:
haha when i told my south african friend , his reply was "never trust a black man." and he said it totally deadpanned. lololol (the cock blocker is black btw). im still pissed tho..

That is the 'DICK FUCKING MOVE' of the century for sure... but I have to give him props for how he made you fug it all up for urself without getting involved!

LOL.. you PWNED yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Can we have pics of said girl??
 
JH1 said:
That is the 'DICK FUCKING MOVE' of the century for sure... but I have to give him props for how he made you fug it all up for urself without getting involved!

LOL.. you PWNED yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Can we have pics of said girl??

yes i pwned my self for trust a friend.... christ dude, calm down- youre causing a scene.
 
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Yarg! said:
yes i pwned my self for trust a friend.... christ dude, calm down- youre causing a scene.


lol.. mua? Cause a scene?

Yeah Okay... maybe.

:lmao:

Self Pwnage.
 
Dude, first and last. Dump that "friend". Seriously. and it's not "over a girl" either. If he's like that now, he'll always be like that with other shit. You do NOT need that shit. Life is fucked up enough. Seriously dump the guy without another word to him, ever. Do it or get banned!


Disregard banishment. I forgot I had no powers left. Damn!
 
unless he's saved your life or bailed you out of jail at least twice...maybe you should consider referring to him as an ex-friend from now on.
 
gonelifting said:
Dude, first and last. Dump that "friend". Seriously. and it's not "over a girl" either. If he's like that now, he'll always be like that with other shit. You do NOT need that shit. Life is fucked up enough. Seriously dump the guy without another word to him, ever. Do it or get banned!


Disregard banishment. I forgot I had no powers left. Damn!


when i saw ur post i expected a "hes cheating on you" but alas... its superdave who states that overly played out line. i thank you for your advice tho! kkkk
 
Fuck that guy. First off, don't shit from "acquaintances" cuz that's what it sounds like this guy is. How close of a "friend" was he?

People are fucking shady
 
Crazy childish shit. Give him a bukkaki coffee next time you see him.
 
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Does no one else appreciate the pwnage laid down on poor yarg???

Wow... I know it's fucked up, but god damn that's the craziest pwnage eva!
 
JH1 said:
Does no one else appreciate the pwnage laid down on poor yarg???

Wow... I know it's fucked up, but god damn that's the craziest pwnage eva!

is it that impressive? he told two sets of lies to two different people. nothing imaginative or complex. and, ultimately, it was found out. the dude won't be able to take advantage of it with her and will (hopefully) lose a friend. if yarg calls her and she's still interested (don't see why she wouldn't be), then it has failed in that regard as well.

seems that all it required was the willingness to be a dick. craziest pwnage eva should be reserved for something better than that, don't you think?

where are your standards.
 
doucheness aside, the joke is on you for:

a) believing him in the first place (pick better friends)
b) confronting the girl about some supposedly true conversation she had about you (double check your info before throwing away some potential poontang)
c) being asian and having a small dick (sorry bro, you'll to live with this one)
 
That guy is not your friend. You can not trust him.
Take the girl out. She proved to be your friend by exposing the other person.
Post pictures of her too.
If it was me I would confront the guy. He would know right then and there that I was not to be fucked with. I would not yell or threaten. I would intimidate the shit out of him.
You should at least go to his house and drop an upper decker in his toilet...
 
dood... its all about the poon... Ya friend is serioulsy wanting to get in that shit and is pulling out all stops. If the chick CONTACTED YOU... wondering why, then she's interested.
 
pintoca said:
doucheness aside, the joke is on you for:

a) believing him in the first place (pick better friends)
b) confronting the girl about some supposedly true conversation she had about you (double check your info before throwing away some potential poontang)
c) being asian and having a small dick (sorry bro, you'll to live with this one)
LMAO
 
Is this the same assclown you posted about pinching you nipples? If so beat his fucking ass into a bloody pulp, piss on him, and never speak to him again.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
agreed, enough words.

Punch the fucker in the neck. That will force him to understand.
 
Scotsman said:
Is this the same assclown you posted about pinching you nipples? If so beat his fucking ass into a bloody pulp, piss on him, and never speak to him again.

Cheers,
Scotsman



lmao No fucking way? I saw the thread title before but didn't read it. If this is the same guy, seriously kill him, then shoot him to death.

In a month, I'm going to ask you if he's still your friend. If he is, I'll kill you. jk I'll just call you names or fat, or something.
 
gonelifting said:
lmao No fucking way? I saw the thread title before but didn't read it. If this is the same guy, seriously kill him, then shoot him to death.

In a month, I'm going to ask you if he's still your friend. If he is, I'll kill you. jk I'll just call you names or fat, or something.


I'll go up with you and we can kill them both.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Yarg! said:
haha when i told my south african friend , his reply was "never trust a black man." and he said it totally deadpanned. lololol (the cock blocker is black btw). im still pissed tho..
ding ding ding
 
Yarg! said:
ok here, it goes. we both like this one girl and both worked with her. shes sexy, nice, smart and has a sense of humor. i managed to get her number, but i didnt call her for a bit because we talked on msn. over the course of the conversation i brought up the fact that we should get together sometime. she agreed and told me to call her the next day. i did. she said that her mom got in a car accident so shes kind of tied down for that night, but to call her 2 days later. i said ok.

now later that night im talking to my friend on msn ( i dont mention this whole situation) and he claims the girl just called him and told her that i asked her out. i start laughing and go yes i did, but her mom got in an accident so im just going to wait. my friends like yeah her mom did. then he goes u shouldnt go out with her tho. im like "Why?" friend goes "she thinks youre a moron." im like "What??" because ive ONLY been nice to her and really watched my stupid meathead antics around her. then he goes "yeah besides shes telling me she doenst date asian dudes cuz they have small dicks." im like "WTF kind of BS stereotype is that?' so right now i think shes a piece. im like "Thanks man for telling me bro- youre a true friend. i wont call her." the day comes and passes.

the next day the girl calls me and goes

"hey why didnt u call last night?"

"and why should i have called u?
"because i thought u wanted to meet up?"
"yeah i thoguht u dont hang out with asian guys
"huh?"
"yeah i know all about ur stupid notions and assumptions. XXX told me all about it."
"EXCUSE ME? ive NEVER said anything liek that to him.
"yeah? u called him a few days ago saying retarded shit.
"umm no. he called me out of the blue. hes been calling me randomly. he asked what i was going to do on friday and i told him i might be hanging out with you. i told him you called me earlier and that i couldnt do anything with you because my mom got in an accident. ive never said anything bad about you. and the only way he got my number was thru work when he looked it up to cover his shift.'

"WHAT THE FUCK???!"

i kept asking her if she was sure he called first etc etc. and she vehemently denies saying any of that shit. i apologize to her and im like "err my cell is dying. ill call u back when i get home." shes like "ok, bye."

and that was like 2 hrs ago. i dont know what to do now. should i try to still go out with this girl? what should is ay to my friend? i cant believe he would pull off such a douche bag move like this and im soo pissed right now.

Darling,

Welcome to "Heathers".

I don't love your friend. You should confront him. I like the girl. You should show her what asians have to offer. Happy end (ing).
 
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