Who wants to fight me?

[Nathan]

I would come clomp clomp clomping up behind you with a bottle in one hand and a telephone cord in the other. You would hear me coming and turn around and punch me in my stomach.
I would bend over in agony and in my vulnerable state, you would smash a chair over top of me and I would collapse in absolute pain and embarrassment.

Then you would spit on me, take my telephone cord from me and throw it very far away and then piss in my bottle. Afterwards you would pour it out over my legs and then beat my ass with my own shoes.

Fuck. I can't even win fights when I'm the one writing them.

Don't ever beat me by pretending to lose again.

 

[argent]

I will shoot you in the urethra witha crossbow with a scope from 50 yards. The crossbow is black.

 

[Smurfy]

this thread is too damn funny.

 

[wootoom]

you better bring it

 

[Lestat]

bumping old threads smurfy??? digger will be pissed

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol. How'd I miss a gem of a thread like this.

 

[NorgePrecision]

id go viking on your ass

Ditto. You don't want to mess with the berzerkers. We kicked y'all's ass already once before.

 

[jackangel]

lol. How'd a good thread like this get lucky enough to not have any of my shitty posts until now.

exactly

 

[-SD-]

nathan: who wants to cyber in this pokemon chat room?
BloodNinja: I start to make you hot and bothered with my level 16 spell
nathan: that's right stud, I can feel it
BloodNinja: you touch yourself, eventually rubbing setting your crotch on fire
nathan: oh yea, you turn me on so much
BloodNinja: you get 3rd degree burns from my powerful level 16 spell, its so hot!
nathan: uh....
BloodNinja: your charred flesh and ballsack drip with blood from your hot body!
nathan: dude, WTF are you taking about, this isnt sexy!
BloodNinja: At the hospital, you become too hot for the doctors and they cath fire also!
nathan: whatever man, Im outta here.

 

[Lumberg]

Lmao