who here is a kenny rogerist?

[layinback]

it was a toss up between "zeus" and kenny rogers:

ZEUS, head nigga in charge of mt. olympus and all the other gods. god of thunder and a lot of other shit, he would KILL you with a lightning bolt if you looked at him wrong.

KENNY ROGERS, he has a really cool beard like jesus and he had a fucking rocking ass fried chicken chain (the mashed potatoes kicked KFC'S ass) he also had a very successful recording career in country music and a modest run in television and the big screen. whoa! thats one hell of a professional pedigree!

my decision to become a "kenny rogerist" was based on comparing all known gods, demi gods and otherwise supreme personalities of godhead,past and present. kenny was a god i could relate to and more importantly, one that i could see. i really didnt care for his acting, in my opinion it was a thorn in his professional side, but all in all, he is a good god. he never ever judges me and guess what? he aint gonna be sending me to hell!!! what a guy. what a god. hey if those fuckin middle easterners were worshiping kenny rogers and not allah they wouldnt have flown planes into the world trade centers.

 

[biteme]

I love that man's music. One of my favorites.

 

[layinback]

I love that man's music. One of my favorites.

you gotta know when to hold em
know when to fold em
know when to walk away
know when to run

that song, the philosophy of it, has SAVED my life. see what i mean, he has supra human intelligence and if you listen to him you will be "saved." just one of the many reasons, i am a "kenny rogerist"

 

[layinback]

it is better than being agnostic or atheist. "gotta stand for something or you'll fall for anything." right?

 

[layinback]

no kenny rogerist?

 

[wootoom]

layinback you got a pm

 

[vixensghost]

layinback you got a pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
closet kenny rogerist.

 

[layinback]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
closet kenny rogerist.

lol. yes, many kenny rogerist are closet cases. the "kook" factor has to be reckoned with. i was ashamed for years, hid in the shadows and walked with a stooping gait. my inhibitions coupled with a strong desire to be accepted impeded my kenny rogerist ambitions. now i stand proud proclaiming my most glorious spiritual lineage. " I AM A KENNY ROGERIST GODAMMIT" and i love it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I AM A KENNY ROGERIST GODAMMIT

I think you resemble more of a phagette

 

[layinback]

I think you resemble more of a phagette

the peanut gallery has spoken. you are a KNOWN homosexual and a person of ill repute. puddles, you need kenny rogers. he will forgive you for your HOMOSEXUAL sins.
kenny bless you.

 

[string_bean00]

i thought this thread was about the pitcher

 

[puddlemonkey]

i thought this thread was about the pitcher

Don't worry, me too.

But then I noticed it was posted by layinback, which explains the uber gayness and burning sensation while urinating.

 

[layinback]

Don't worry, me too.

But then I noticed it was posted by layinback, which explains the uber gayness and burning sensation while urinating.

 

[layinback]

looks like i am the only "enlightened" member on ef, this is an exclusivity that i take no pride in. this site is full of agnostics, atheist and free thinkers, but what about "creative theist"? did i just coin a theological term? well, even if i did, no one is reading this thread anyway. awwwww,the waste of my genius. the pedestrian discontent of this forum...........

 

[puddlemonkey]

You're gonna find Kenny up your ass if you bump this thread again.

 

[layinback]

i thought this thread was about the pitcher

nice kid but......IQ 90

 

[layinback]

Don't worry, me too.

But then I noticed it was posted by layinback, which explains the uber gayness and burning sensation while urinating.

funny guy but..........IQ 35 ( can feed himself but needs assistance with toilet duties )

 

[ximor]

'you need kenny rogers'



-nuff said

 

[LuluDeren]

God transmutes....and not through facelifts.

 

[jh1]

i thought this thread was about the pitcher

LOL... so you stopped in cause you're a 'catcher'?